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PAP. Condición: New. New Book. Shipped from UK. Established seller since 2000.

PAP. Condición: New. New Book. Shipped from UK. Established seller since 2000.

PAP. Condición: New. New Book. Shipped from UK. Established seller since 2000.

PAP. Condición: New. New Book. Shipped from UK. Established seller since 2000.

PAP. Condición: New. New Book. Shipped from UK. Established seller since 2000.

PAP. Condición: New. New Book. Shipped from UK. Established seller since 2000.

PAP. Condición: New. New Book. Shipped from UK. Established seller since 2000.

PAP. Condición: New. New Book. Shipped from UK. Established seller since 2000.

PAP. Condición: New. New Book. Shipped from UK. Established seller since 2000.

PAP. Condición: New. New Book. Shipped from UK. Established seller since 2000.

PAP. Condición: New. New Book. Shipped from UK. Established seller since 2000.

PAP. Condición: New. New Book. Shipped from UK. Established seller since 2000.

PAP. Condición: New. New Book. Shipped from UK. Established seller since 2000.

PAP. Condición: New. New Book. Shipped from UK. Established seller since 2000.

PAP. Condición: New. New Book. Shipped from UK. Established seller since 2000.

PAP. Condición: New. New Book. Shipped from UK. Established seller since 2000.

PAP. Condición: New. New Book. Shipped from UK. Established seller since 2000.

PAP. Condición: New. New Book. Shipped from UK. Established seller since 2000.

Taschenbuch. Condición: Neu. Neuware - He did NOT order a hiccup.But one showed up anyway - on a Tuesday, right in the middle of his best tower ever. Hic. Twelve blocks, gone.He is the manager of this body, and he does not approve of bouncing without permission. So he opens the manual and tries everything. Holding his breath Nine and a half. Water from the wrong side of the cup Mostly up his nose. Hiding behind the curtain It found him in four seconds.Nothing works. So one very organized kid picks up a crayon and files a TROUBLESHOOTING TICKET. ISSUE: broken engine. URGENCY: maximum.Dad reads it very carefully. Twice. 'This requires a hard reset,' he says - and holds out his arms.From the creator of I Didn't Order a Baby, I Didn't Order a Monster, I Didn't Order a Kiss, and I Didn't Order Grandma comes a fifth deadpan-funny story about a big feeling - this time, the wobbly frustration of a body that won't take orders. It lets a kid file a formal complaint against his own body, takes the complaint completely seriously, and then closes the ticket with the softest hard reset ever issued.Perfect for: - Kids ages 4-8 who have ever been ambushed by their own hiccups- Dads who give excellent hard-reset hugs- Father's Day, birthday, and get-well-soon gifts- Read-alouds with a built-in hic the whole room will be doing by page five40 pages of warm, funny illustrations, one extremely official piece of paperwork, and a final hiccup that changes everything.…

Taschenbuch. Condición: Neu. Neuware.

Taschenbuch. Condición: Neu. Neuware - He did NOT order a kiss. And yet - they keep arriving. Morning ones. Cheek ones. The one that lands on his knee when he falls down. Nobody ever asked him. Nobody ever filled out a single form. So he does what any reasonable big kid would do: he files a Cancellation Form. Terms and conditions. Checkboxes. A very official signature in red crayon. His mom reads it all the way through. And then - she says yes. The kisses stop. Every single one of them. And the house gets very, very quiet. From the creator of I Didn't Order a Baby and I Didn't Order a Monster comes a third deadpan-funny story about a big feeling - this time, the one nobody warns you about: the day your kid decides they're too old for you. It lets a child say no, takes that no completely seriously, and then lets him find his own way back. Perfect for: - Kids ages 4-8 who have started ducking, dodging, and wiping cheeks- Grown-ups feeling that first small step away - and hoping it isn't permanent- Mother's Day, birthday, and 'you're growing up too fast' gifts>40 pages of warm, funny illustrations, one extremely official piece of paperwork, and the most satisfying re-subscription in picture-book history.…

Taschenbuch. Condición: Neu. Neuware - She did NOT order a best friend.NOTICE OF UNAUTHORIZED DELIVERYITEM RECEIVED: one (1) best friend, unrequested.DELIVERED: Tuesday, by moving truck, to the house next door.DELIVERY METHOD: knocked, then said, 'Hi. I'm Sam. We're best friends now.'INTERVIEW CONDUCTED: none. PAPERWORK FILED: none. WAIT LIST CONSULTED: none.Best friend is a big position. There are steps. There are forms. Sam skipped every single one - two popsicles by lunch, a walkie-talkie by Wednesday, and a whole sidewalk of chalk reading WORLD'S BEST NEIGHBOR, arrow pointing at her house. The spelling is creative.So one very organized girl picks up a ruler and opens an APPOINTMENT BOOK.VISITS: by appointment only. OFFICE HOURS: Tuesdays. Ten minutes.Sam listens to every single word, looks extremely excited about the rules, and books every Tuesday until summer. In purple crayon.FINAL POSTING, taped to the fence in her biggest letters: NO MORE WALK-INS.Sam reads it twice. Then Sam goes home.Tuesday comes. Ten o'clock comes. Ten o'clock goes.STATUS: first no-show in company history.One popsicle is fine. It is half as good.From the creator of I Didn't Order a Baby, I Didn't Order a Monster, I Didn't Order a Kiss, I Didn't Order Grandma, I Didn't Order a Hiccup, I Didn't Order a Cat, I Didn't Order a Substitute, and I Didn't Order Winter comes a ninth deadpan-funny story about a big feeling - this time, the quiet panic of being wanted more than you planned for. It lets a kid put a friendship through proper channels, takes her paperwork completely seriously, and then hands her a marker and one word she needs to cross out.Perfect for: - Kids ages 4-8 who like to know exactly who is coming over and when- Slow-to-warm kids, new neighbors, and anyone who has been befriended without being consulted- Moving-day, new-house, and first-week-of-anything gifts- Read-alouds with one deadpan narrator and one relentlessly cheerful best friend40 pages of warm, funny illustrations, one extremely official appointment book, and one word crossed out in marker.…

Taschenbuch. Condición: Neu. Neuware - Nobody ordered Grandma.And yet - on Tuesday, there she is. In charge until Sunday, and slower than anything the fastest kid on the block has ever timed. Nine minutes to the mailbox. Twenty-two minutes for one apple. She says hello to a dog that has never once said hello back.So the kid does what any reasonable timekeeper would do: gets out the stopwatch and writes it all down. Every trip. Every record. None of it gets faster.Then Sunday comes, the car pulls away - and the quietest, fastest week of all begins.From the creator of I Didn't Order a Baby, I Didn't Order a Monster, and I Didn't Order a Kiss comes a fourth deadpan-funny story about a big feeling - this time, the slow kind of love you only notice once it drives away. It lets a kid complain about every slow minute, takes the complaining completely seriously, and then lets the stopwatch tell the truth.Perfect for: - Kids ages 4-8 who are always being told to slow down (and never do)- Families counting the days until the next grandparent visit- Grandparents Day, birthday, and 'going to Grandma's' gifts- Read-alouds that make kids laugh and grandparents reach for a tissue40 pages of warm, funny illustrations, one very serious record notebook, and the best worst record in picture-book history.…

Taschenbuch. Condición: Neu. Neuware - He did NOT order a monster. And yet - every night, something under his bed growls.It steals his left socks. Only the left ones. It snacks on cookies. It ignores official return forms. And the grown-ups They keep saying there's nothing down there. Grown-ups go to sleep too early to know.So one small night watchman puts on his colander helmet, picks up his flashlight, and opens a very serious investigation - evidence, negotiations, a boundary line down the middle of the room, and a return form addressed to whatever keeps doing all that growling.From the creator of I Didn't Order a Baby comes another deadpan-funny story about a big feeling - this time, the nighttime kind. It takes being scared of the dark seriously, then shrinks that fear one clue at a time, all the way to the coziest 'case closed' a bedtime ever had.Perfect for: - Kids ages 4-8 who hear growls, creaks, and knocks after lights-out- Bedtime read-alouds that make grown-ups laugh too- Nightlight gifts, big-kid-room gifts, and the monster-checking phase- Families who want a gentle monster story - nothing scary inside, promise40 pages of cozy nighttime illustrations, one colander helmet, one heroic flashlight, and a mystery every kid already knows by heart.…

Taschenbuch. Condición: Neu. Neuware - She did NOT order a baby. And yet - here it is. It leaks. It beeps at 4:15 in the morning. It took the whole couch. Worst of all, everyone keeps saying it's staying. A very funny, very honest story about the day somebody small moves in - and the even smaller moment your heart decides to keep them. Perfect for: - Big sisters and big brothers meeting somebody small for the first time- Baby shower, sibling-announcement, and 'big kid' gifts- Ages 4-8 - and read-alouds that make grown-ups laugh too40 pages of bold, sunny illustrations, one grumpy big sister, and a return form that never gets mailed.…

Taschenbuch. Condición: Neu. Neuware - She did NOT order a cat.But on a Tuesday, one delivered itself - no box, no paperwork, just a gray tabby sitting on the porch like it had an appointment. It walked in past her ankles, gave the whole house a slow inspection, and sat down in the exact middle of the rug. Apparently, they passed.Then the changes started. The sunny square on the rug Claimed. Her homework Sat on - only the page she was using. The house rules, explained once and then louder It washed its foot. Breakfast at six, the good chair at noon, her bed at night. She has never been ignored this professionally.So one very organized little girl picks up a crayon and files a FOUND CAT report. FOUND: one gray cat. Striped tail. Attitude included. The signs go up all over the neighborhood. Eleven days. Zero calls.Then, on Thursday, the phone rings.From the creator of I Didn't Order a Baby, I Didn't Order a Monster, I Didn't Order a Kiss, I Didn't Order Grandma, and I Didn't Order a Hiccup comes a sixth deadpan-funny story about a big feeling - this time, the quiet ache of loving something that might not be yours to keep. It lets a kid do everything strictly by the book, takes her paperwork completely seriously, and then lets her fill in the last two blank lines with the only answer that was ever true.Perfect for: - Kids ages 4-8 who have asked for a cat approximately one thousand times- Cat people, and the families a cat has already chosen- Adoption-day, birthday, and just-because gifts- Read-alouds with a deadpan narrator and one completely unbothered cat40 pages of warm, funny illustrations, one extremely official piece of paperwork, and two blank lines that finally get filled in.…

Taschenbuch. Condición: Neu. Neuware - He did NOT order a substitute.But on a Tuesday the classroom door opened and the wrong teacher walked in. Ms. Reed was home with a cold. This one was called Ms. Pearl, and she was, in every measurable way, incorrect.Wrong voice. Wrong sweater. Wrong marker smell. The morning songs Calendar first, then weather - and everybody knows weather goes first. The dinosaur voice at story time Much too squeaky. Dinosaurs are not squeaky. She called the class 'friends.' Ms. Reed calls them 'crew.' Lunch count took forever, and he had to point at his own name twice.This was clearly a wrong delivery. So one very organized kid picks up a pencil and files a WRONG ITEM REPORT. ORDERED: one Ms. Reed. RECEIVED: one substitute. REQUEST: please send the correct teacher.Ms. Pearl reads the whole thing. Slowly. She does not laugh once. Then she takes out a pen and writes along the bottom: YOUR TEACHER IS ON BACKORDER. EXPECTED MONDAY. A SUBSTITUTE HAS BEEN PROVIDED IN THE MEANTIME.Hm. She speaks form.By Thursday she knows every name in the class. Even the twins. Ms. Reed needed a whole month for the twins.From the creator of I Didn't Order a Baby, I Didn't Order a Monster, I Didn't Order a Kiss, I Didn't Order Grandma, I Didn't Order a Hiccup, and I Didn't Order a Cat comes a seventh deadpan-funny story about a big feeling - this time, the stubborn ache of a day that will not run the way it is supposed to. It lets a kid put a grown-up through quality control, takes his paperwork completely seriously, and then hands him one more blank line for the review he never expected to write.Perfect for: - Kids ages 4-8 who like their whole week to run on schedule- Teachers and substitutes who have been quietly evaluated by a very small inspector- Back-to-school, new-classroom, and first-week-of-anything gifts- Classroom read-alouds with one deadpan narrator and one extremely squeaky dinosaur40 pages of warm, funny illustrations, one extremely official piece of paperwork, and a five-star review nobody saw coming.…

Paperback. Condición: new. Paperback. She did NOT order winter.But on a Tuesday it moved into the yard. It did not ask about the yard first - it just took the whole thing. Icicles went up on the porch rail. The birdbath froze solid. Wind was left lying around everywhere.Then it gave the house a dress code. Big coats. Hats. Two socks per foot. Outside, the trees lost all their clothes, and she knows exactly who did it. Even the sun moved out. It used to stay all evening. Now it drops by and leaves before dinner.This yard is not a free hotel. So one very organized girl picks up a pencil and files a MOVE-OUT NOTICE. TO: Winter. FROM: The owner of the yard. MOVE-OUT DAY: Tomorrow.She reads it to the yard. Loudly. Twice. Once more toward the sky, in case the main office is up there.Winter does not move out. Winter moves further in. At night it breathes on her window. Rude. By morning her notice is back on the porch, frozen solid, shiny, official. Winter has put her paperwork on ice.Then one quiet night the tenant lays down carpet. Wall to wall. Yard to yard. The thick kind. The sparkly kind. Not cheap. And the whole street is invited.From the creator of I Didn't Order a Baby, I Didn't Order a Monster, I Didn't Order a Kiss, I Didn't Order Grandma, I Didn't Order a Hiccup, I Didn't Order a Cat, and I Didn't Order a Substitute comes an eighth deadpan-funny story about a big feeling - this time, the long grey stretch before a season finally shows you what it came to do. It lets a kid serve notice on the weather, takes her paperwork completely seriously, and then hands her a lease with the rent payable in snow days.Perfect for: Kids ages 4-8 who would like the seasons to check with them firstFamilies counting down a long winter from the wrong side of the windowFirst-snow, snow-day, and winter-holiday giftsRead-alouds with one deadpan landlord and one very persistent tenant40 pages of warm, funny winter illustrations, one extremely official notice, and a lease nobody expected to sign. This item is printed on demand. Shipping may be from multiple locations in the US or from the UK, depending on stock availability.…

Paperback. Condición: new. Paperback. He did NOT order a kiss. And yet - they keep arriving. Morning ones. Cheek ones. The one that lands on his knee when he falls down. Nobody ever asked him. Nobody ever filled out a single form. So he does what any reasonable big kid would do: he files a Cancellation Form. Terms and conditions. Checkboxes. A very official signature in red crayon. His mom reads it all the way through. And then - she says yes. The kisses stop. Every single one of them. And the house gets very, very quiet. From the creator of I Didn't Order a Baby and I Didn't Order a Monster comes a third deadpan-funny story about a big feeling - this time, the one nobody warns you about: the day your kid decides they're too old for you. It lets a child say no, takes that no completely seriously, and then lets him find his own way back. Perfect for: - Kids ages 4-8 who have started ducking, dodging, and wiping cheeks- Grown-ups feeling that first small step away - and hoping it isn't permanent- Mother's Day, birthday, and "you're growing up too fast" gifts- Read-alouds that make kids laugh and parents a little misty 40 pages of warm, funny illustrations, one extremely official piece of paperwork, and the most satisfying re-subscription in picture-book history. This item is printed on demand. Shipping may be from multiple locations in the US or from the UK, depending on stock availability.…

Paperback. Condición: new. Paperback. She did NOT order a best friend.NOTICE OF UNAUTHORIZED DELIVERYITEM RECEIVED: one (1) best friend, unrequested.DELIVERED: Tuesday, by moving truck, to the house next door.DELIVERY METHOD: knocked, then said, "Hi. I'm Sam. We're best friends now."INTERVIEW CONDUCTED: none. PAPERWORK FILED: none. WAIT LIST CONSULTED: none.Best friend is a big position. There are steps. There are forms. Sam skipped every single one - two popsicles by lunch, a walkie-talkie by Wednesday, and a whole sidewalk of chalk reading WORLD'S BEST NEIGHBOR, arrow pointing at her house. The spelling is creative.So one very organized girl picks up a ruler and opens an APPOINTMENT BOOK.VISITS: by appointment only. OFFICE HOURS: Tuesdays. Ten minutes.Sam listens to every single word, looks extremely excited about the rules, and books every Tuesday until summer. In purple crayon.FINAL POSTING, taped to the fence in her biggest letters: NO MORE WALK-INS.Sam reads it twice. Then Sam goes home.Tuesday comes. Ten o'clock comes. Ten o'clock goes.STATUS: first no-show in company history.One popsicle is fine. It is half as good.From the creator of I Didn't Order a Baby, I Didn't Order a Monster, I Didn't Order a Kiss, I Didn't Order Grandma, I Didn't Order a Hiccup, I Didn't Order a Cat, I Didn't Order a Substitute, and I Didn't Order Winter comes a ninth deadpan-funny story about a big feeling - this time, the quiet panic of being wanted more than you planned for. It lets a kid put a friendship through proper channels, takes her paperwork completely seriously, and then hands her a marker and one word she needs to cross out.Perfect for: Kids ages 4-8 who like to know exactly who is coming over and whenSlow-to-warm kids, new neighbors, and anyone who has been befriended without being consultedMoving-day, new-house, and first-week-of-anything giftsRead-alouds with one deadpan narrator and one relentlessly cheerful best friend40 pages of warm, funny illustrations, one extremely official appointment book, and one word crossed out in marker. This item is printed on demand. Shipping may be from multiple locations in the US or from the UK, depending on stock availability.…