Isbn: 9798304721141 - the dead have risen! the 12 commandments: a satirical guide to surviving the zombie outbreak (and todd): 7 (the 12 commandments book series) (6 resultados)

PAP. Condición: New. New Book. Shipped from UK. Established seller since 2000.

PAP. Condición: New. New Book. Shipped from UK. Established seller since 2000.

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Paperback. Condición: new. Paperback. "STAGGER INTO THE ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE-WITH QUESTIONABLE STYLE!"In a world overrun by zombies, chaos reigns, and survival is optional (if you're Todd). But fear not! THE QUESTIONABLE STEP DAD is here to guide you through the UNDEAD-infested madness with wit, sarcasm, and just enough wisdom to keep you breathing.Inside these pages, you'll discover: The Sacred (and Hilarious) Rules of Survival - From learning to outrun your friends (not the zombies) to keeping Todd away from anything flammable.How to Spot Danger Before It Bites You - Literally.The Art of Creative Escapes - Because one exit plan is never enough, especially when Todd's involved.Bonus Commandments! - Why stop at 12 when the apocalypse demands extra rules (and extra laughs)?Packed with questionable advice, biting humor, and the occasional life-saving tip, this guide isn't just about surviving the apocalypse-it's about surviving it with a grin.What People (Probably) Say About This Book: "Finally, a survival guide for people who are equal parts desperate and slightly unhinged." - Probably Someone's Uncle."If sarcasm could kill zombies, this book would be a weapon." - A Fictional Critic."I am Todd, and I endorse this message." - Please Ignore Todd.Whether you're dodging zombies or simply trying to survive family game night, The 12 Commandments for Surviving the Zombie Apocalypse will have you laughing through the chaos-and maybe learning a thing or two along the way.GRAB YOUR COPY NOW! BECAUSE THE ONLY THING SCARIER THAN ZOMBIES IS TRYING TO SURVIVE-WITHOUT ONE! This item is printed on demand. Shipping may be from our UK warehouse or from our Australian or US warehouses, depending on stock availability. …