Isbn: 9798245484518 - second dinner & other lies: what cats really think about their owners and dogs (3 resultados)

Paperback. Condición: new. Paperback. Your cat loves you.(This is a lie. But it's a very cute lie.)Welcome to the unfiltered inner monologue of the household's real boss: the cat.In Second Dinner & Other Lies, you'll get fast, laugh-out-loud mini-chapters revealing what cats actually think about: Humans who believe "one meal" is a complete planDogs who wag like they're being paid per swingThe sacred lap contract (you may not move)Doorbells, vacuums, and other daily betrayalsThe nightly 3AM sprint (there is always a reason)Sharp, petty, oddly wise, and painfully relatable-this is the perfect "just one more chapter" read for cat people, dog people, and anyone who suspects they're being emotionally manipulated by a furry roommate.Warning: You may start apologizing to your cat after reading.Your cat will accept your apology.(Also a lie.) This item is printed on demand. Shipping may be from multiple locations in the US or from the UK, depending on stock availability. …

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Paperback. Condición: new. Paperback. Your cat loves you.(This is a lie. But it's a very cute lie.)Welcome to the unfiltered inner monologue of the household's real boss: the cat.In Second Dinner & Other Lies, you'll get fast, laugh-out-loud mini-chapters revealing what cats actually think about: Humans who believe "one meal" is a complete planDogs who wag like they're being paid per swingThe sacred lap contract (you may not move)Doorbells, vacuums, and other daily betrayalsThe nightly 3AM sprint (there is always a reason)Sharp, petty, oddly wise, and painfully relatable-this is the perfect "just one more chapter" read for cat people, dog people, and anyone who suspects they're being emotionally manipulated by a furry roommate.Warning: You may start apologizing to your cat after reading.Your cat will accept your apology.(Also a lie.) This item is printed on demand. Shipping may be from our UK warehouse or from our Australian or US warehouses, depending on stock availability. …