Your cat loves you.
(This is a lie. But it’s a very cute lie.)
Welcome to the unfiltered inner monologue of the household’s real boss: the cat.
In Second Dinner & Other Lies, you’ll get fast, laugh-out-loud mini-chapters revealing what cats actually think about:
Humans who believe “one meal” is a complete plan
Dogs who wag like they’re being paid per swing
The sacred lap contract (you may not move)
Doorbells, vacuums, and other daily betrayals
The nightly 3AM sprint (there is always a reason)
Sharp, petty, oddly wise, and painfully relatable—this is the perfect “just one more chapter” read for cat people, dog people, and anyone who suspects they’re being emotionally manipulated by a furry roommate.
Warning: You may start apologizing to your cat after reading.
Your cat will accept your apology.
(Also a lie.)
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Librería: Grand Eagle Retail, Bensenville, IL, Estados Unidos de America
Paperback. Condición: new. Paperback. Your cat loves you.(This is a lie. But it's a very cute lie.)Welcome to the unfiltered inner monologue of the household's real boss: the cat.In Second Dinner & Other Lies, you'll get fast, laugh-out-loud mini-chapters revealing what cats actually think about: Humans who believe "one meal" is a complete planDogs who wag like they're being paid per swingThe sacred lap contract (you may not move)Doorbells, vacuums, and other daily betrayalsThe nightly 3AM sprint (there is always a reason)Sharp, petty, oddly wise, and painfully relatable-this is the perfect "just one more chapter" read for cat people, dog people, and anyone who suspects they're being emotionally manipulated by a furry roommate.Warning: You may start apologizing to your cat after reading.Your cat will accept your apology.(Also a lie.) This item is printed on demand. Shipping may be from multiple locations in the US or from the UK, depending on stock availability. Nº de ref. del artículo: 9798245484518
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Librería: California Books, Miami, FL, Estados Unidos de America
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Librería: AHA-BUCH GmbH, Einbeck, Alemania
Taschenbuch. Condición: Neu. Neuware - Your cat loves you.(This is a lie. But it's a very cute lie.)Welcome to the unfiltered inner monologue of the household's real boss: the cat.In Second Dinner & Other Lies, you'll get fast, laugh-out-loud mini-chapters revealing what cats actually think about: - Humans who believe 'one meal' is a complete plan- Dogs who wag like they're being paid per swing- The sacred lap contract (you may not move)- Doorbells, vacuums, and other daily betrayals- The nightly 3AM sprint (there is always a reason)Sharp, petty, oddly wise, and painfully relatable-this is the perfect 'just one more chapter' read for cat people, dog people, and anyone who suspects they're being emotionally manipulated by a furry roommate.Warning: You may start apologizing to your cat after reading.Your cat will accept your apology.(Also a lie.). Nº de ref. del artículo: 9798245484518
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Librería: CitiRetail, Stevenage, Reino Unido
Paperback. Condición: new. Paperback. Your cat loves you.(This is a lie. But it's a very cute lie.)Welcome to the unfiltered inner monologue of the household's real boss: the cat.In Second Dinner & Other Lies, you'll get fast, laugh-out-loud mini-chapters revealing what cats actually think about: Humans who believe "one meal" is a complete planDogs who wag like they're being paid per swingThe sacred lap contract (you may not move)Doorbells, vacuums, and other daily betrayalsThe nightly 3AM sprint (there is always a reason)Sharp, petty, oddly wise, and painfully relatable-this is the perfect "just one more chapter" read for cat people, dog people, and anyone who suspects they're being emotionally manipulated by a furry roommate.Warning: You may start apologizing to your cat after reading.Your cat will accept your apology.(Also a lie.) This item is printed on demand. Shipping may be from our UK warehouse or from our Australian or US warehouses, depending on stock availability. Nº de ref. del artículo: 9798245484518
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