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Paperback. Condición: new. Paperback. When a series of catastrophic EMP attacks plunges America into darkness, the people of Clinton, Iowa suddenly find themselves cut off from the rest of the country - no electricity, no phones, no internet, no clear idea whether the United States government even still exists.Mayor Frank Ramey is doing his best to hold the town together with Coleman lanterns, rationed fuel, and whatever remains of common sense. Unfortunately, common sense becomes increasingly difficult to find after local National Guard commander Spencer Tweed decides the crisis requires bold leadership, emergency military authority, and the creation of something called the Republic of Eastern Iowa.As frightened citizens struggle to survive shortages, rumors, refugees, and each other, Frank finds himself navigating a growing political absurdity involving armed checkpoints, curfews, soup regulations, accidental coups, and one deeply exhausted First Sergeant who slowly realizes somebody may need to stop Spencer before people start getting killed over something unbelievably stupid.By turns funny, tense, absurd, and surprisingly heartfelt, The Republic of Eastern Iowa is a sharply observed comic novel about what happens when ordinary people are forced to rebuild civilization using little more than stubbornness, practical improvisation, and casseroles.Because when the lights go out, humanity doesn't disappear.It just gets weirder. This item is printed on demand. Shipping may be from multiple locations in the US or from the UK, depending on stock availability.…

Paperback. Condición: new. Paperback. It's January 2029. The voters voted.The states certified.The Electoral College met.Congress prepared to count the votes.Everything was proceeding exactly as the Founders intended.Donald Trump had other ideas.As America stumbles toward Inauguration Day, a President-elect demands answers, a Vice President certifies his own political extinction, journalists chase rumors through Washington, generals rediscover constitutional law, and a weary Speaker of the House quietly waits for everyone else to realize that the republic may yet be saved-not by heroes-but by committee assignments, procedural rules, and a healthy appreciation for the consequences of bad behavior.Funny, unsettling, and occasionally absurd, The Eternal Trump is a satirical exploration of power, personality, and a question every democracy must eventually answer: What happens when the last person to learn that an election is over is the person who cannot imagine losing one? This item is printed on demand. Shipping may be from multiple locations in the US or from the UK, depending on stock availability.…

Paperback. Condición: new. Paperback. What if the end of the world were postponed because the invading aliens got overbooked?What if artificial intelligence suddenly began answering every question exactly the way a cat would?What if Death quietly took a well-earned vacation.and nobody on Earth could die anymore?What if the Second Coming returned to Earth only to discover that miracles are no substitute for proper paperwork?And what if the most frightening thing in the Book of Revelation wasn't the Beast.but the Standards and Practices department?In Tiptoe Through the Zeitgeist, I invite you to join me as we traverse twenty darkly comic worlds where the impossible is treated as perfectly reasonable-and where humanity responds to the extraordinary with committees, forms, permits, regulations, bureaucracy, and just enough optimism to make everything slightly worse.From talking cats and apocalyptic morning television to immortal mosquitoes, honey badgers demanding better public relations, philosophical poems, reinvented fairy tales, and ordinary people confronting gloriously absurd circumstances, these stories balance satire with warmth, wit with melancholy, and laughter with the occasional uncomfortable truth.Because sometimes the best way to understand the strange times we're living through.is to make them just a little stranger. This item is printed on demand. Shipping may be from multiple locations in the US or from the UK, depending on stock availability.…

PAP. Condición: New. New Book. Shipped from UK. THIS BOOK IS PRINTED ON DEMAND. Established seller since 2000.

PAP. Condición: New. New Book. Delivered from our UK warehouse in 4 to 14 business days. THIS BOOK IS PRINTED ON DEMAND. Established seller since 2000.

Hardcover. Condición: new. Hardcover. Megan Hamilton has a perfectly ordinary life.She works at a bookstore in Myrtle Beach, has a small circle of friends, and shares her apartment with Monty-a friendly black cat with three white hairs on his chest, an appetite for trouble, and absolutely no respect for personal property.Then one evening, Megan asks Monty if he wants turkey for dinner.And Monty says, "No."Not meows. Not something that sounds like no.He says it.Within days, a video of the talking cat goes viral. Reporters descend. Scientists come calling. Strangers demand answers to questions about their marriages, their careers, and their futures. And when people discover that Monty may possess an ability far more extraordinary than speech, the United States government becomes very interested indeed.Megan soon learns that having the most remarkable cat in the world is one thing.Keeping him is another.The Cat Who Said No is a darkly comic story about fame, friendship, science, bureaucracy, greed, and one stubborn little black cat who discovers that sometimes the most powerful word in the English language has only two letters. The Cat Who Said No is a darkly comic story about friendship, science, and one little black cat who shows that sometimes the most powerful word in the English language has two letters. This item is printed on demand. Shipping may be from multiple locations in the US or from the UK, depending on stock availability.…

Paperback. Condición: new. Paperback. For thousands of years, humanity has attempted to understand the domestic cat.This effort has been almost entirely unsuccessful.The mistake has always been the same. Humans assume that cats behave unpredictably. They do not. Cats are, in fact, among the most consistent creatures on Earth. Their actions are governed by a rigid and internally coherent body of natural law.Humans simply do not know what those laws are.After decades of careful observation-including countless interrupted meals, displaced laptop computers, occupied chairs, midnight stampedes, and objects methodically pushed from elevated surfaces-the compiler has identified one hundred and one of these immutable principles.The reader is cautioned that acceptance of these laws may permanently alter his or her understanding of the feline mind. Once recognized, the evidence becomes impossible to ignore.Should your own cat appear to be violating one of these laws, you may safelY assume that your interpretation is flawed.The cat's is almost certainly correct. For thousands of years, humanity has attempted to understand the domestic cat.This effort has been almost entirely unsuccessful.The mistake has always been the same. This item is printed on demand. Shipping may be from multiple locations in the US or from the UK, depending on stock availability.…

HRD. Condición: New. New Book. Shipped from UK. THIS BOOK IS PRINTED ON DEMAND. Established seller since 2000.

HRD. Condición: New. New Book. Delivered from our UK warehouse in 4 to 14 business days. THIS BOOK IS PRINTED ON DEMAND. Established seller since 2000.

Paperback. Condición: new. Paperback. When a series of catastrophic EMP attacks plunges America into darkness, the people of Clinton, Iowa suddenly find themselves cut off from the rest of the country - no electricity, no phones, no internet, no clear idea whether the United States government even still exists.Mayor Frank Ramey is doing his best to hold the town together with Coleman lanterns, rationed fuel, and whatever remains of common sense. Unfortunately, common sense becomes increasingly difficult to find after local National Guard commander Spencer Tweed decides the crisis requires bold leadership, emergency military authority, and the creation of something called the Republic of Eastern Iowa.As frightened citizens struggle to survive shortages, rumors, refugees, and each other, Frank finds himself navigating a growing political absurdity involving armed checkpoints, curfews, soup regulations, accidental coups, and one deeply exhausted First Sergeant who slowly realizes somebody may need to stop Spencer before people start getting killed over something unbelievably stupid.By turns funny, tense, absurd, and surprisingly heartfelt, The Republic of Eastern Iowa is a sharply observed comic novel about what happens when ordinary people are forced to rebuild civilization using little more than stubbornness, practical improvisation, and casseroles.Because when the lights go out, humanity doesn't disappear.It just gets weirder. This item is printed on demand. Shipping may be from our UK warehouse or from our Australian or US warehouses, depending on stock availability.…

Paperback. Condición: new. Paperback. What if the end of the world were postponed because the invading aliens got overbooked?What if artificial intelligence suddenly began answering every question exactly the way a cat would?What if Death quietly took a well-earned vacation.and nobody on Earth could die anymore?What if the Second Coming returned to Earth only to discover that miracles are no substitute for proper paperwork?And what if the most frightening thing in the Book of Revelation wasn't the Beast.but the Standards and Practices department?In Tiptoe Through the Zeitgeist, I invite you to join me as we traverse twenty darkly comic worlds where the impossible is treated as perfectly reasonable-and where humanity responds to the extraordinary with committees, forms, permits, regulations, bureaucracy, and just enough optimism to make everything slightly worse.From talking cats and apocalyptic morning television to immortal mosquitoes, honey badgers demanding better public relations, philosophical poems, reinvented fairy tales, and ordinary people confronting gloriously absurd circumstances, these stories balance satire with warmth, wit with melancholy, and laughter with the occasional uncomfortable truth.Because sometimes the best way to understand the strange times we're living through.is to make them just a little stranger. This item is printed on demand. Shipping may be from our UK warehouse or from our Australian or US warehouses, depending on stock availability.…

Paperback. Condición: new. Paperback. It's January 2029. The voters voted.The states certified.The Electoral College met.Congress prepared to count the votes.Everything was proceeding exactly as the Founders intended.Donald Trump had other ideas.As America stumbles toward Inauguration Day, a President-elect demands answers, a Vice President certifies his own political extinction, journalists chase rumors through Washington, generals rediscover constitutional law, and a weary Speaker of the House quietly waits for everyone else to realize that the republic may yet be saved-not by heroes-but by committee assignments, procedural rules, and a healthy appreciation for the consequences of bad behavior.Funny, unsettling, and occasionally absurd, The Eternal Trump is a satirical exploration of power, personality, and a question every democracy must eventually answer: What happens when the last person to learn that an election is over is the person who cannot imagine losing one? This item is printed on demand. Shipping may be from our UK warehouse or from our Australian or US warehouses, depending on stock availability.…

Buch. Condición: Neu. nach der Bestellung gedruckt Neuware - Printed after ordering - Megan Hamilton has a perfectly ordinary life.She works at a bookstore in Myrtle Beach, has a small circle of friends, and shares her apartment with Monty-a friendly black cat with three white hairs on his chest, an appetite for trouble, and absolutely no respect for personal property.Then one evening, Megan asks Monty if he wants turkey for dinner.And Monty says, 'No.'Not meows. Not something that sounds like no.He says it.Within days, a video of the talking cat goes viral. Reporters descend. Scientists come calling. Strangers demand answers to questions about their marriages, their careers, and their futures. And when people discover that Monty may possess an ability far more extraordinary than speech, the United States government becomes very interested indeed.Megan soon learns that having the most remarkable cat in the world is one thing.Keeping him is another.The Cat Who Said No is a darkly comic story about fame, friendship, science, bureaucracy, greed, and one stubborn little black cat who discovers that sometimes the most powerful word in the English language has only two letters.…

Hardcover. Condición: new. Hardcover. Megan Hamilton has a perfectly ordinary life.She works at a bookstore in Myrtle Beach, has a small circle of friends, and shares her apartment with Monty-a friendly black cat with three white hairs on his chest, an appetite for trouble, and absolutely no respect for personal property.Then one evening, Megan asks Monty if he wants turkey for dinner.And Monty says, "No."Not meows. Not something that sounds like no.He says it.Within days, a video of the talking cat goes viral. Reporters descend. Scientists come calling. Strangers demand answers to questions about their marriages, their careers, and their futures. And when people discover that Monty may possess an ability far more extraordinary than speech, the United States government becomes very interested indeed.Megan soon learns that having the most remarkable cat in the world is one thing.Keeping him is another.The Cat Who Said No is a darkly comic story about fame, friendship, science, bureaucracy, greed, and one stubborn little black cat who discovers that sometimes the most powerful word in the English language has only two letters. The Cat Who Said No is a darkly comic story about friendship, science, and one little black cat who shows that sometimes the most powerful word in the English language has two letters. This item is printed on demand. Shipping may be from our Sydney, NSW warehouse or from our UK or US warehouse, depending on stock availability.…

Paperback. Condición: new. Paperback. For thousands of years, humanity has attempted to understand the domestic cat.This effort has been almost entirely unsuccessful.The mistake has always been the same. Humans assume that cats behave unpredictably. They do not. Cats are, in fact, among the most consistent creatures on Earth. Their actions are governed by a rigid and internally coherent body of natural law.Humans simply do not know what those laws are.After decades of careful observation-including countless interrupted meals, displaced laptop computers, occupied chairs, midnight stampedes, and objects methodically pushed from elevated surfaces-the compiler has identified one hundred and one of these immutable principles.The reader is cautioned that acceptance of these laws may permanently alter his or her understanding of the feline mind. Once recognized, the evidence becomes impossible to ignore.Should your own cat appear to be violating one of these laws, you may safelY assume that your interpretation is flawed.The cat's is almost certainly correct. For thousands of years, humanity has attempted to understand the domestic cat.This effort has been almost entirely unsuccessful.The mistake has always been the same. This item is printed on demand. Shipping may be from our Sydney, NSW warehouse or from our UK or US warehouse, depending on stock availability.…

Paperback. Condición: new. Paperback. For thousands of years, humanity has attempted to understand the domestic cat.This effort has been almost entirely unsuccessful.The mistake has always been the same. Humans assume that cats behave unpredictably. They do not. Cats are, in fact, among the most consistent creatures on Earth. Their actions are governed by a rigid and internally coherent body of natural law.Humans simply do not know what those laws are.After decades of careful observation-including countless interrupted meals, displaced laptop computers, occupied chairs, midnight stampedes, and objects methodically pushed from elevated surfaces-the compiler has identified one hundred and one of these immutable principles.The reader is cautioned that acceptance of these laws may permanently alter his or her understanding of the feline mind. Once recognized, the evidence becomes impossible to ignore.Should your own cat appear to be violating one of these laws, you may safelY assume that your interpretation is flawed.The cat's is almost certainly correct. For thousands of years, humanity has attempted to understand the domestic cat.This effort has been almost entirely unsuccessful.The mistake has always been the same. This item is printed on demand. Shipping may be from our UK warehouse or from our Australian or US warehouses, depending on stock availability.…

Taschenbuch. Condición: Neu. nach der Bestellung gedruckt Neuware - Printed after ordering - For thousands of years, humanity has attempted to understand the domestic cat.This effort has been almost entirely unsuccessful.The mistake has always been the same. Humans assume that cats behave unpredictably. They do not. Cats are, in fact, among the most consistent creatures on Earth. Their actions are governed by a rigid and internally coherent body of natural law.Humans simply do not know what those laws are.After decades of careful observation-including countless interrupted meals, displaced laptop computers, occupied chairs, midnight stampedes, and objects methodically pushed from elevated surfaces-the compiler has identified one hundred and one of these immutable principles.The reader is cautioned that acceptance of these laws may permanently alter his or her understanding of the feline mind. Once recognized, the evidence becomes impossible to ignore.Should your own cat appear to be violating one of these laws, you may safelY assume that your interpretation is flawed.The cat's is almost certainly correct.…

Hardcover. Condición: new. Hardcover. Megan Hamilton has a perfectly ordinary life.She works at a bookstore in Myrtle Beach, has a small circle of friends, and shares her apartment with Monty-a friendly black cat with three white hairs on his chest, an appetite for trouble, and absolutely no respect for personal property.Then one evening, Megan asks Monty if he wants turkey for dinner.And Monty says, "No."Not meows. Not something that sounds like no.He says it.Within days, a video of the talking cat goes viral. Reporters descend. Scientists come calling. Strangers demand answers to questions about their marriages, their careers, and their futures. And when people discover that Monty may possess an ability far more extraordinary than speech, the United States government becomes very interested indeed.Megan soon learns that having the most remarkable cat in the world is one thing.Keeping him is another.The Cat Who Said No is a darkly comic story about fame, friendship, science, bureaucracy, greed, and one stubborn little black cat who discovers that sometimes the most powerful word in the English language has only two letters. The Cat Who Said No is a darkly comic story about friendship, science, and one little black cat who shows that sometimes the most powerful word in the English language has two letters. This item is printed on demand. Shipping may be from our UK warehouse or from our Australian or US warehouses, depending on stock availability.…

Buch. Condición: Neu. The Cat Who Said No | William Schmalfeldt | Buch | Englisch | 2026 | Crooked Smile Press | EAN 9798240853692 | Verantwortliche Person für die EU: Libri GmbH, Europaallee 1, 36244 Bad Hersfeld, gpsr[at]libri[dot]de | Anbieter: preigu Print on Demand.

Taschenbuch. Condición: Neu. 101 Immutable Laws of Cat Logic | Bill Schmalfeldt | Taschenbuch | Englisch | 2026 | Crooked Smile Press | EAN 9798997338367 | Verantwortliche Person für die EU: Libri GmbH, Europaallee 1, 36244 Bad Hersfeld, gpsr[at]libri[dot]de | Anbieter: preigu Print on Demand.