ISBN: 9781582973487 - fondling your muse: infallible advice from a published author to the writerly aspirant (16 resultados)

Hardback. Condición: Very Good. A note from the author: Writing is a solitary and often scary enterprise. I alone have heard your silent screams, so I have written this book to help you achieve what everyone who has the courage to live the creative life deserves: complete, utter, slavish adoration and worship. Also: incalculable wealth that insulates you from the concerns of ordinary people.And there you have it. Fondling Your Muse is>John Warner's innovative and slightly insane book of instruction for those who want to write, and those who think they already can. It's packed with quirky (possibly deranged) advice guaranteed to make you laugh out loud in the most embarrassing fashion possible. You know what we mean. It also includes a special chapter entitled Everything Stephen King Knows About Writing Successfully: Plus Some Things I Know That He Doesn't Because He Isn't That Special. No other book currently available has this chapter>And>Fondling Your Muse provides the kind of wise, insightful guidance that's missing from all of those self-serious, mind-numbingly awful books that promise riches and fame by writing only 20 minutes a day.Let's say you're looking for a tried-and-true recipe for literary success. Warner reveals all of the best ones, including these succulent concoctions: Contemporary Romance Quiche al la Nicholas Sparks (Tasty with a side of hackneyed potatoes.)Tom Clancy Techno-Thriller Surprise (Preparation is usually subcontracted to others.)Chick-Lit Cacciatore (Satisfies many, every single time. I can't explain how either.)Harlequin Romance Salad (Thoroughly rip bodices, pound prose until purple, and combine all ingredients in a large mixing bowl.)John Grisham's Legal Thriller Stew (Boil in pot until ingredients bubble over line of believability.)Contemporary American Literary Fiction Flambe (Served in smaller and smaller quantities as the years go by.)It doesn't get any better than that. So go ahead - get Fondling today>.…

Hardcover. Condición: Very Good. It's a well-cared-for item that has seen limited use. The item may show minor signs of wear. All the text is legible, with all pages included. It may have slight markings and/or highlighting.

Hardcover. Condición: Very Good. No Jacket. May have limited writing in cover pages. Pages are unmarked. ~ ThriftBooks: Read More, Spend Less.

Condición: Very Good. Pages intact with possible writing/highlighting. Binding strong with minor wear. Dust jackets/supplements may not be included. Stock photo provided. Product includes identifying sticker. Better World Books: Buy Books. Do Good.

Condición: Good. Pages intact with minimal writing/highlighting. The binding may be loose and creased. Dust jackets/supplements are not included. Stock photo provided. Product includes identifying sticker. Better World Books: Buy Books. Do Good.

Condición: Good. Good condition. A copy that has been read but remains intact. May contain markings such as bookplates, stamps, limited notes and highlighting, or a few light stains.

Hardcover. Condición: Very Good. Connecting readers with great books since 1972! Used books may not include companion materials, and may have some shelf wear or limited writing. We ship orders daily and Customer Service is our top priority.

hardcover. Condición: Very Good. Connecting readers with great books since 1972! Used books may not include companion materials, and may have some shelf wear or limited writing. We ship orders daily and Customer Service is our top priority.

Hardback. Condición: Very Good. A note from the author: Writing is a solitary and often scary enterprise. I alone have heard your silent screams, so I have written this book to help you achieve what everyone who has the courage to live the creative life deserves: complete, utter, slavish adoration and worship. Also: incalculable wealth that insulates you from the concerns of ordinary people.And there you have it. Fondling Your Muse is>John Warner's innovative and slightly insane book of instruction for those who want to write, and those who think they already can. It's packed with quirky (possibly deranged) advice guaranteed to make you laugh out loud in the most embarrassing fashion possible. You know what we mean. It also includes a special chapter entitled Everything Stephen King Knows About Writing Successfully: Plus Some Things I Know That He Doesn't Because He Isn't That Special. No other book currently available has this chapter>And>Fondling Your Muse provides the kind of wise, insightful guidance that's missing from all of those self-serious, mind-numbingly awful books that promise riches and fame by writing only 20 minutes a day.Let's say you're looking for a tried-and-true recipe for literary success. Warner reveals all of the best ones, including these succulent concoctions: Contemporary Romance Quiche al la Nicholas Sparks (Tasty with a side of hackneyed potatoes.)Tom Clancy Techno-Thriller Surprise (Preparation is usually subcontracted to others.)Chick-Lit Cacciatore (Satisfies many, every single time. I can't explain how either.)Harlequin Romance Salad (Thoroughly rip bodices, pound prose until purple, and combine all ingredients in a large mixing bowl.)John Grisham's Legal Thriller Stew (Boil in pot until ingredients bubble over line of believability.)Contemporary American Literary Fiction Flambe (Served in smaller and smaller quantities as the years go by.)It doesn't get any better than that. So go ahead - get Fondling today>.…

Condición: good. Signs of wear and consistent use.

Condición: New.

Hard Cover. Condición: Very Good. No Jacket. Decorative boards show no wear. Pages are clean, text has no markings, binding is sound. Size: 8vo - over 7¾" - 9¾" tall.

Condición: very_good. Gently read. May have name of previous ownership, or ex-library edition. Binding tight; spine straight and smooth, with no creasing; covers clean and crisp. Minimal signs of handling or shelving. 100% GUARANTEE! Shipped with delivery confirmation, if you're not satisfied with purchase please return item! Ships USPS Media Mail.…

Paperback. Condición: Fine. Title page continued: "A Hands-On Guide to writing Your Very own New York Times Bestseller. Charmingly Articulated and Unquestionably Authoritative Fame-Inducing Processes." [8], v, 2-192 pages; 19 cm. Paperback with cover design by Claudean Wheeler. Advanced Reading Copy, Uncorrected Proof. Typical of uncorrected proofs, no page numbers are provided in the Table of Contents. Anticipated publication date of September 2005 at 224 pages. The author is the editor of McSweeney's Internet Tendency. ISBN: 1-58297-348-2. In Fine Condition.…

Hardcover. Condición: Brand New. 224 pages. 7.25x5.25x0.75 inches. In Stock.

hardcover. Condición: New. In shrink wrap. Looks like an interesting title.