9798243603560 - The Interview Olympics: Fifteen Rounds, No Prize de Pyatkovsky, Alexander (4 resultados)

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Paperback. Condición: new. Paperback. The Interview Olympics: Fifteen Rounds, No Prize is a darkly funny, first-person satire about modern job hunting and corporate life-told like an endurance sport nobody trained for, everybody is expected to win, and the judges are mostly algorithms with confidence issues.Alex decides to "get back out there," which is what people say when they mean "return to a system designed by raccoons with spreadsheets," and immediately runs into the new rules: retype your entire existence into tiny boxes, polish your resume until it stops sounding human, and pray an ATS doesn't label your career "miscellaneous." Each chapter plays out like an event in a twisted professional decathlon-keyword sprinting, phone screens where strangers multitask through your identity, panel interview relays that feel like polite interrogation, and take-home assignment marathons disguised as "quick exercises" that quietly eat your weekend. Along the way, Alex survives recruiter scam side quests, "cultural fit" obstacle courses built on vibes, and ghosting intervals where silence becomes the most consistent communication style in corporate America.The process escalates into salary high jumps where naming a number feels illegal, reference triathlons where three people must vouch for your existence, and the peculiar cruelty of being told, "You were so close," as if proximity to stability is a prize. Then comes the twist: an offer actually arrives-and Alex's first reaction isn't joy, it's suspicion, because the job hunt teaches you to distrust good news the way you distrust a "quick call" at 4:45 p.m. Cue the Fine Print Olympics, where "as needed" casts a long shadow, "flexibility" becomes a disguised demand, and negotiation turns into asking for stability in the careful voice of someone trying not to be punished for needing money while needing money.But the real punchline lands after the signatures and onboarding: the Interview Olympics doesn't end, it changes venues. The calendar becomes a new overlord, daily "quick syncs" multiply into an event that never ends, burnout becomes a battery icon, and the system delivers its cleanest act of irony yet-rejecting Alex for the very job Alex already has, confidently declaring someone unqualified for their own existence while still scheduling them for meetings at 9:00 a.m.Written in long, cinematic sentences with sharp observational humor and a streak of dark honesty, The Interview Olympics skewers ATS logic, corporate euphemisms, LinkedIn grindset theater, and the polite cruelty of "no-reply" rejection emails-while still honoring what's underneath the satire: exhaustion, resilience, and the stubborn refusal to be reduced to a dropdown menu. If you've ever refreshed your inbox like it owed you money, smiled through "we're like a family here," or laughed because the alternative was screaming, this book will feel like someone finally narrating the chaos out loud. This item is printed on demand. Shipping may be from multiple locations in the US or from the UK, depending on stock availability.

Paperback. Condición: new. Paperback. The Interview Olympics: Fifteen Rounds, No Prize is a darkly funny, first-person satire about modern job hunting and corporate life-told like an endurance sport nobody trained for, everybody is expected to win, and the judges are mostly algorithms with confidence issues.Alex decides to "get back out there," which is what people say when they mean "return to a system designed by raccoons with spreadsheets," and immediately runs into the new rules: retype your entire existence into tiny boxes, polish your resume until it stops sounding human, and pray an ATS doesn't label your career "miscellaneous." Each chapter plays out like an event in a twisted professional decathlon-keyword sprinting, phone screens where strangers multitask through your identity, panel interview relays that feel like polite interrogation, and take-home assignment marathons disguised as "quick exercises" that quietly eat your weekend. Along the way, Alex survives recruiter scam side quests, "cultural fit" obstacle courses built on vibes, and ghosting intervals where silence becomes the most consistent communication style in corporate America.The process escalates into salary high jumps where naming a number feels illegal, reference triathlons where three people must vouch for your existence, and the peculiar cruelty of being told, "You were so close," as if proximity to stability is a prize. Then comes the twist: an offer actually arrives-and Alex's first reaction isn't joy, it's suspicion, because the job hunt teaches you to distrust good news the way you distrust a "quick call" at 4:45 p.m. Cue the Fine Print Olympics, where "as needed" casts a long shadow, "flexibility" becomes a disguised demand, and negotiation turns into asking for stability in the careful voice of someone trying not to be punished for needing money while needing money.But the real punchline lands after the signatures and onboarding: the Interview Olympics doesn't end, it changes venues. The calendar becomes a new overlord, daily "quick syncs" multiply into an event that never ends, burnout becomes a battery icon, and the system delivers its cleanest act of irony yet-rejecting Alex for the very job Alex already has, confidently declaring someone unqualified for their own existence while still scheduling them for meetings at 9:00 a.m.Written in long, cinematic sentences with sharp observational humor and a streak of dark honesty, The Interview Olympics skewers ATS logic, corporate euphemisms, LinkedIn grindset theater, and the polite cruelty of "no-reply" rejection emails-while still honoring what's underneath the satire: exhaustion, resilience, and the stubborn refusal to be reduced to a dropdown menu. If you've ever refreshed your inbox like it owed you money, smiled through "we're like a family here," or laughed because the alternative was screaming, this book will feel like someone finally narrating the chaos out loud. This item is printed on demand. Shipping may be from our UK warehouse or from our Australian or US warehouses, depending on stock availability.