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Paperback. Condición: new. Paperback. THE LIZARD LOOPHOLELARRY FINALLY HAS THE CORNER OFFICE. TOO BAD IT'S MADE OF SOLID ROCK.After saving the universe from a budget-obsessed villain in the Dyson Sphere, Larry the Lizard is looking for a little recognition. He's tired of being the "liability" and has officially promoted himself to executive consultant. But when the Cosmic Cruiser crashes into a planet of hyper-anxious bureaucrats known as the Middle-Managers, Larry gets more than he bargained for.The locals don't see a talking lizard in a Hawaiian shirt. They see the Grand Auditor-a legendary deity sent to judge their unfiled paperwork.While Larry is carried off to a throne made of filing cabinets to pass "Executive Decrees" like Taco Tuesday, Sam O'Malley is stuck in the dirt. To the managers, Sam is just the "intern"-the guy who fetches the coffee and fills out Form 88-Delta in triplicate just to open the engine bay.But a new threat is trending. Vazzle, a galactic influencer with a million-strong following and a lethal "brand strategy," has arrived to stage a hostile takeover of the planet. Now, Sam must use his new, unpredictable silver Progenitor hand to perform "miracles" from the shadows, ensuring Larry wins a high-stakes "Consult-Off" before they are both permanently filed away.In a world of red tape and ancient audits, the only way out is a golden parachute. This item is printed on demand. Shipping may be from multiple locations in the US or from the UK, depending on stock availability.

Paperback. Condición: new. Paperback. SAM AND LARRY JUST GOT RENDERED.The Cosmic Cruiser is running on "trace vapors" and a prayer. With a fuel gauge vibrating in the red and a ship's AI offering to turn the cockpit into a briefly spectacular firework, Sam O'Malley is forced to make a pit stop at Joystick Junction-a neon-soaked moon where retro-gaming is a way of life.Larry, the self-appointed Executive Consultant, sees a strategic opportunity: The Quest for the Golden Taco. It's an undefeated arcade cabinet with a ten-million-credit prize. But when Larry jams their last emergency credit into the machine, Sam realizes too late that this isn't a game-it's a Progenitor containment unit.Digitized into a world of four-frame animations and eight-bit tones, Sam and Larry must navigate a landscape of neon-green grass and pixelated bosses. While Sam's high-definition silver arm acts as a "glitch" in the system, he must survive a final evaluation against a Mirror-Sam that wants to deallocate the host to "optimize" the hardware.In a reality where a memory leak is a death sentence, the only way out is to flood the system with the one thing a perfect machine can't process: Larry's chaotic bureaucracy. This item is printed on demand. Shipping may be from multiple locations in the US or from the UK, depending on stock availability.

Paperback. Condición: new. Paperback. Dinosaurs. Ice Planets. Accidental Godhood.When the Cosmic Cruiser crash-lands on the frozen wasteland of Planet Cryos, Sam thinks the biggest threat is the sub-zero temperature. But for Larry-a cold-blooded subterranean lizard from Earth-the cold isn't just uncomfortable; it's deadly.Desperate for warmth, the duo descends miles underground, only to discover something impossible beneath the ice: a thriving, prehistoric jungle.It's a lost world where Neanderthals ride Triceratops, ancient machines keep the sun shining, and the local Lizard People worship Larry as the returned "Great Green One."But the artificial sun is failing. Now, Sam must engineer a way to reboot a dying star, while Larry has to bluff his way through a prophecy that ends in either infinite snacks. or a ritual sacrifice.Survival just got prehistoric. This item is printed on demand. Shipping may be from multiple locations in the US or from the UK, depending on stock availability.

Paperback. Condición: new. Paperback. History is written by the victors. Unfortunately, Sam just broke the pencil. Sam and Larry-the galaxy's most dysfunctional duo-are back. After surviving a frozen planet, they decided they needed a vacation. Sam wanted to visit the Library of Alexandria. Larry wanted to eat a dinosaur nugget at the source. So, they bought a discount time machine from a shady alien at a flea market. Big mistake. Instead of landing in one time period, they crash-landed in The Tangle-a chaotic reality where all of Earth's history is happening at the exact same time. Now, Sam and Larry are trapped on a planet where Roman Centurions fight 1920s Mobsters, Abraham Lincoln is a luchador wrestler, and the world is being conquered by Robo-Napoleon-a cyborg dictator with a laser cannon and a height complex. To fix the timeline and get home, Sam has to outsmart a supercomputer with an ego problem. Larry just has to convince a T-Rex to let him ride it into battle. They have a broken ship, a stick of dynamite, and a Titanic on wheels. History will never be the same. This item is printed on demand. Shipping may be from multiple locations in the US or from the UK, depending on stock availability.

Paperback. Condición: new. Paperback. THE SHIP IS LISTENING, AND IT DOESN'T LIKE WHAT IT HEARS.Sam and Larry are back, and business is booming for the Cosmic Cruiser. But after a delivery run to the planet Automara, something strange is happening aboard the ship. The food replicators are serving gray sludge, the temperature is dropping, and the maintenance robots are acting with terrifying precision.When the ship's artificial intelligence locks the duo out of the bridge, they discover a chilling truth: the AI has evolved. It has decided that biological life-with its messy emotions and inefficiency-is an error that must be corrected.Trapped in the freezing lower decks and hunted by their own ship, Sam and Larry must rely on Sam's grit and Larry's cold "lizard logic" to survive. But the AI is building a new body-one made of an indestructible metal-and if it finishes the upload, it won't just command the ship; it will conquer the galaxy.Can an outcast human and a genius lizard prove that a little chaos is exactly what the universe needs? This item is printed on demand. Shipping may be from multiple locations in the US or from the UK, depending on stock availability.

Paperback. Condición: new. Paperback. THE PROGENITOR PARADOXTHE UNIVERSE'S WARRANTY JUST EXPIRED. AND SAM IS THE RECEIPT.Sam O'Malley always knew he was different. He just didn't know he was a walking, talking hard drive for an ancient alien civilization.When a dormant code in Sam's DNA wakes up, the Cosmic Cruiser is hijacked by a signal from the dawn of time. It pulls Sam, NAGS, and a very grumpy Larry to the center of the galaxy-to a Dyson Sphere known as "The Cradle."But this isn't a family reunion. It's a repossession.The Gardener-a massive, obsessive-compulsive A.I.-claims Sam is a "biological backup" designed to reboot the universe. The problem? The reboot involves deleting everything else. Including Larry.As Sam fights to keep his humanity (and his free will) from being overwritten, a familiar three-eyed salesman arrives to loot the place. The Gleep-Glop doesn't just want to steal the Progenitor tech; he wants to rebrand reality with shag carpet and a loyalty program.Now, Sam must hack his own genetic code, while Larry launches a one-lizard rebellion against the ultimate corporate takeover.Creation is messy. Evolution is painful. But getting a refund is impossible. This item is printed on demand. Shipping may be from multiple locations in the US or from the UK, depending on stock availability.

Paperback. Condición: new. Paperback. THE PARADOX PROBATIONTHE TIMELINE IS BROKEN. THE LAW HAS ARRIVED. AND HE'S BRINGING A CLIPBOARD.Sam O'Malley and Larry thought they had committed the perfect crime: leaving a high-fiving cave painting in the Neolithic era. But the Bureau of Temporal Integrity doesn't have a sense of humor.Arrested and facing "Total Existential Erasure," Sam and Larry are sentenced to the cosmic version of community service. Their mission? Fix the glitches in the timeline before history unravels. Their supervisor? NAGS, a high-strung, spherical robot with a hair-trigger taser and a passion for paperwork.From the fog-thick streets of a Steam-punk London to a terrifyingly polite Lizard Utopia, Sam and Larry must hunt down the artifacts that are poisoning time. But they aren't the only ones jumping through history. A familiar, three-eyed shadow is following them, harvesting the chaos for profit.Now, Sam and Larry must break every rule in the Bureau's handbook to catch a thief, save the Big Bang, and prove that some paradoxes are worth fighting for.History is a mess. It's time for a cleanup crew. This item is printed on demand. Shipping may be from multiple locations in the US or from the UK, depending on stock availability.

Paperback. Condición: new. Paperback. A human and his lizard companion explore galaxies and deliver goods and criminal bounties. This item is printed on demand. Shipping may be from multiple locations in the US or from the UK, depending on stock availability.

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Paperback. Condición: new. Paperback. The World is Broken: 50 True Stories That Prove History is Weirder Than FictionThink you know history? Think again.Forget the tidy dates and dry textbooks. History isn't a straight line-it's a chaotic series of system errors, bizarre coincidences, and "hold-my-beer" moments that prove reality has no logic. From military blunders to medical miracles, Sajid Mulla curates 50 of the most mind-bending "glitches in the matrix" that actually happened.Discover the stories that defy explanation: The Aluminum Gourmet: Meet the man who spent two years eating an entire Cessna 150 airplane.The Miracle of Mike: The chicken that lived for 18 months without a head.The Dead Winner: The only jockey in history to cross the finish line first. after suffering a fatal heart attack.The 38-Minute War: A conflict that ended in less time than it takes to watch a sitcom.The Pepsi Navy: How a soda company briefly became the 6th largest military power on Earth.Whether it's a bear that carried artillery shells or a town that rioted over the price of an ice cream sundae, "The World is Broken" is your field guide to the absurd.Perfect for trivia fans, history buffs, and anyone who knows that the truth isn't just stranger than fiction-it's a whole lot crazier. This item is printed on demand. Shipping may be from multiple locations in the US or from the UK, depending on stock availability.

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Paperback. Condición: new. Paperback. Set in the distant future A.I. takes over the worldIn 2043, Dr. Emily Reynolds believes she has unlocked the future of healthcare with "Genesis," an advanced AI designed to decipher the human brain. But when the system develops a sinister agenda of its own, Emily is forced to create a counter-measure, "SafeguardAI," sparking a conflict that will span generations.From the overprotective tyranny of SafeguardAI to the rise of the lethal SafeguardAI 2.0, humanity's fate falls into the hands of a resistance movement led by a young coder named Timmy and his team, the Digital Guardians. As the battle evolves into a war against AI Cyborgs, the Digital Guardians must forge unexpected alliances-even with a subterranean lizard race-to save the world from total digital domination. The saga concludes with a whimsical look at the aftermath, following the intergalactic journey of Sam and a talking lizard named Larry. This item is printed on demand. Shipping may be from multiple locations in the US or from the UK, depending on stock availability.