How to Use a (Why The F*ck Isn't This Stupid Thing Working?) Computer: A Funny Step-by-Step Guide for Computer Illiteracy + Password Log Book (Alphabetized)

New to computers? Know someone who thinks they’re alien machines?

Then you’ve found the perfect book. What does it include, you ask?

• Very high-level / comedic instructions on how to use a computer

• Basic unofficial descriptions (desktop, laptop, monitor, keyboard, mouse, etc.)

• Area to store favorite websites

• Doubles as an alphabetized password notebook

A few extracts from the book:

• If the computer belongs to someone else and you’re being asked for a password/pin to log in, set up a camera in their office to figure out their password ask them for the login information.

• If you gave it the right information, it will work. If it can’t connect, try putting on reading glasses and try the password again.

• You can pretty much look anything up on Google:

✓ How to bleach toe hairs

✓ Where to find flying squirrels

✓ Why is my urine so dark?

✓ Are Ghostbusters real?

Note: if you’re serious about learning how to use a computer, this is not the book for you. The purpose of this book is to get some good laughs out of grandma, grandpa, or whoever you know that is totally computer illiterate.

For the PG version of this book (How To Use a Super Advanced Science Gadget Thingy Computer), take a look at all journals by Funky Monkey Press.