Totally Terrific Jokes

How many witches does it take to change a light bulb? Just one, but she changes it into a toad! Get ready for a laugh-fest because here's a comedy club's worth of new pet jokes, riddles, knock-knocks, wacky authors of even wackier bestsellers and unlikely inventions. Here's a taste of what's in store; Why did the dog get a ticket? For double barking! What's big and hairy and has a pen between its toes? Bic-foot! "Doctor, doctor, everyone thinks I'm a liar." Doctor: "I find that hard to believe!" Every imaginable kind of funny stuff parades across the pages; riddles; wordplay; tongue-twisters; wacky authors and wacky books; crime & pun-ishment; kid crack-ups; pet jests; suture self; crazy careers; knock-knock-ularity; tasty tickles; jokes galore and more...Health Warning: This totally zany collection will make kids giggle till they wiggle, and increase literacy and articulation skills!