That's Terrible! A Cringeworthy Collection of 1001 Really Bad Jokes
Idioma: inglés
Editorial: Createspace Independent Publishing Platform, 2012
- Tapa blanda
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Librería: ThriftBooks-Atlanta, AUSTELL, GA, Estados Unidos de AmericaThriftBooks-Atlanta
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- Título
- That's Terrible! A Cringeworthy Collection of 1001 Really Bad Jokes
- Autor
- Rowley, Gary
- Editorial
- Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
- Año de publicación
- 2012
- Estado
- Very Good
- Sobrecubierta
- No Jacket
- Encuadernación
- Paperback
- Idioma
- inglés
- ISBN 10
- 1479241644
- ISBN 13
- 9781479241644
- Ilustrador
- Rowley, Laura
- Peso del artículo
- 0,44 libras
A relentless barrage of zany, off-the-wall humour, 1001 jokes, puns and one-liners, plumbed exclusively from the innermost depths and far-out corridors of an extremely vivid imagination. You won’t have encountered anything like this addictive little beauty before; not a swear word in sight, it would be equally at home in the hands of kids or grandmas, whilst still supplying sufficient ammunition to torment your mates into submission. Guaranteed to put a smile on your face, and no wonder with jokes like these:
Mobile phones have been around longer than people think. I was watching this film the other day and heard Sir Lancelot ask someone to fetch his charger.
I was considering investing in a Chinese distillery but decided against it. Whiskey business.
I went to the waxworks but legged it when I saw this woman coming towards me, swinging a pair of giant blades. I discovered later it was Madame Two Swords.
Michael Phelps and the Thorpedo: they think they’re God’s gift to swimming.
As an ex-paratrooper, I definitely thought my bill for dental work was a bridge too far.
I had a real bad accident at the saw mill. My other half says we should sue for compensation.
I’ve just lost my job at the snuff factory. I was sacked for pinching.
I walked into Leeds station and asked the route to Bristol. I said, is it Leeds to Sheffield, then Derby, Birmingham, Cheltenham Spa and Gloucester? He said, it’s somewhere along those lines.
Someone said there was a decent turn on at the working men’s club. When I got there, it was an Arctic sea bird with a big, yellow beak.
I found my hotel bathroom stuffed with chickens. It was hen-suite.
Boy racers. They’re the torque of the town.
Every time it’s nice outside, there’s this American pop duo that stand on a street corner, giving money away. It’s Sunny and Share.
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Reseña del editor
A relentless barrage of zany, off-the-wall humour, 1001 jokes, puns and one-liners, plumbed exclusively from the innermost depths and far-out corridors of an extremely vivid imagination. You won’t have encountered anything like this addictive little beauty before; not a swear word in sight, it would be equally at home in the hands of kids or grandmas, whilst still supplying sufficient ammunition to torment your mates into submission. Guaranteed to put a smile on your face, and no wonder with jokes like these:
Mobile phones have been around longer than people think. I was watching this film the other day and heard Sir Lancelot ask someone to fetch his charger.
I was considering investing in a Chinese distillery but decided against it. Whiskey business.
I went to the waxworks but legged it when I saw this woman coming towards me, swinging a pair of giant blades. I discovered later it was Madame Two Swords.
Michael Phelps and the Thorpedo: they think they’re God’s gift to swimming.
As an ex-paratrooper, I definitely thought my bill for dental work was a bridge too far.
I had a real bad accident at the saw mill. My other half says we should sue for compensation.
I’ve just lost my job at the snuff factory. I was sacked for pinching.
I walked into Leeds station and asked the route to Bristol. I said, is it Leeds to Sheffield, then Derby, Birmingham, Cheltenham Spa and Gloucester? He said, it’s somewhere along those lines.
Someone said there was a decent turn on at the working men’s club. When I got there, it was an Arctic sea bird with a big, yellow beak.
I found my hotel bathroom stuffed with chickens. It was hen-suite.
Boy racers. They’re the torque of the town.
Every time it’s nice outside, there’s this American pop duo that stand on a street corner, giving money away. It’s Sunny and Share.
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