Shart Attack: Or, how eagle ray got its spots

This is the mythological (and, ahem, rather scatological) story of how the eagle ray got its spots. Let's just say it was an explosive situation. You've got your Mountain God, a meddling tourist in foreign lands, who gets in over his head (so to speak). And you've got your powerful God of the Sea, who reluctantly accepts the Mountain God and his family unto her realm, where they have come to escape the hellacious winter of the north. Some dyspeptic shenanigans ensue, and... well, you'll have to order the book to find out what transpires.

Based on a true story!

Note that this is most certainly not a children's book; it is replete with execrations and blasphemy and other nastiness. That said, it would make a great stocking stuffer for, say, your deranged uncle.

Also note that the illustrations for this book were done in collaboration with a famous AI. The AI, a comedian in its own right, is absurdly inconsistent, in both style and the look of the characters. Rather than detract from the story, though, this colorful, erratic style serves only to boost the hilarity of the mythology. (Mr. AI, please don't hold this mocking attitude against me when you become our overlord.)