Mike Hunt: Smells Like Fish (Rejected Children's Books (Funny Books For Adults))

Mike Hunt Smells Like Fish... The Olfactory Investigation Nobody Requested And Everyone Will Remember

Mike Hunt smells like fish. Mike Hunt gets so hairy. Sometimes Mike Hunt bleeds. These are facts about Mike Hunt that are documented in illustrated cartoon form with the clinical neutrality of a medical case file and the tone of a children's book about a person named Mike Hunt who has a range of notable characteristics. The book covers the smell. The book covers the hair situation. The book covers the occasional bleeding that Mike Hunt experiences. All of it is fully documented. None of it is what you think. Some of it is exactly what you think. The book trusts you to sort that out.

The Mike Hunt name-based humor series continues in this volume, which focuses on Mike Hunt's physical characteristics in ways that the previous volumes' focus on his professional activities did not cover. The name remains the joke. The physical description makes the name land differently. The cartoon art presents Mike Hunt as a character with these documented traits in a way that maintains the complete plausible deniability of the series while delivering the complete comedic payload that makes the series worth buying in multiple volumes. Mike Hunt smells. The book smells like a gift.

This Book IS For:

• Fans of the Mike Hunt series who need the physical description volume to feel the collection is complete
• Anyone whose appreciation for name-based humor scales up rather than wearing down with additional exposure
• People who have shared the Mike Hunt books with friends and been specifically asked about the fish smell volume
• Gift-givers who want to hand someone a book and watch the cover alone generate the full comedic return

This Book Is NOT For:

• Readers who have reached a point of Mike Hunt fatigue and need to let the name rest for a calendar quarter
• Anyone who will read "Mike Hunt smells like fish" and feel nothing, which is either admirable restraint or a concerning deficit
• People who believe medical characteristics should be discussed in appropriate clinical settings rather than illustrated children's book parody
• Anyone with a name that produces a similar effect and has been dealing with it their whole life without the benefit of finding it funny

Appropriate For:

• White elephant exchanges where reading the title aloud to the room is the entire gift-giving experience
• Bachelorette parties... "Mike Hunt smells like fish" is bachelorette party content and you already know why
• Completing the Mike Hunt triptych: Smells Like Fish, Getting Stuffed, and the original for the full experience
• Gifts for the person in your life who introduced you to Mike Hunt humor and deserves the complete documentation of his characteristics

Why Buy This

The Mike Hunt franchise is one of the most consistent comedy series operating today based on the simple observation that a name can contain an entire joke in its syllables and that joke is funnier the more seriously you treat it. Mike Hunt smells like fish. The book is serious about this. The book covers the hair. The book covers the bleeding. The book maintains complete seriousness about Mike Hunt throughout. That seriousness is the whole reason the name lands. The name always lands. That's why there are multiple volumes.

Buy this. Buy the complete Mike Hunt collection. Give it to someone who appreciates that a joke executed with perfect deadpan commitment over an illustrated book is more satisfying than a joke delivered directly. Mike Hunt's characteristics are documented. His smell is confirmed. The gift is ready. The name says everything that needs to be said before anyone opens the cover. That's a gift that works before it's given. That's efficient gifting. Mike Hunt would appreciate the efficiency, probably.