Love in the Time of Ghosting (Paperback)

Modern Romance is a Shitshow. But You’re Not Alone.

Ever matched with someone whose profile said “I’m not like other guys” only to find out they were exactly like other guys? Left on read by someone who initiated the conversation? Been breadcrumbed so hard you wondered if Hansel and Gretel wrote the dating rules? Congratulations—you’re living the dream of modern dating. Spoiler: It’s a nightmare.

Welcome to Love in the Time of Ghosting, the no-holds-barred, laugh-until-you-cry guide to surviving the emotional minefield of swipe culture, dead-fish selfies, and situationships that somehow feel worse than being single. Maximum Effort delivers brutal truths, sharp wit, and just enough hope to remind you that yes, love might still exist—even if it’s buried under a mountain of WTF moments.

• Breadcrumbing, Benching & Emotional Crimes Against Humanity

  • Learn how to spot the sneaky tactics that waste your time, sanity, and unlimited data plan.
  • Red flags? We’re calling them out so you can dodge the emotional traps like a pro.

• First Dates from Hell

  • Laugh (or cry) at tales of dates so bad they’ll make your ex look like a saint.
  • Discover why sharing these disasters is basically group therapy for the broken-hearted.

• Ghosting: A Guide to Emotional Cowardice

  • Understand why ghosting happens and why it’s never about you.
  • Arm yourself with the perfect mix of self-respect and petty comebacks for the next Houdini act.

• Love Languages vs. Text Languages

  • Spoiler: Sending 15 emojis doesn’t qualify as emotional intimacy.
  • Find out how to upgrade your communication game from “u up?” to actual connection.

This book doesn’t just help you survive modern dating—it turns the into your greatest comedy material.

Love in the Time of Ghosting is for anyone who’s ever:

• Sent a “u up?” text and immediately regretted it.
• Been ghosted and coped by overanalyzing their last text like it’s the Zapruder film.
• Wondered if dating apps are secretly a social experiment designed to destroy humanity.
• Wanted to scream into the void of modern dating but settled for wine and sarcasm instead.

Single, married, or somewhere in the purgatory of “it’s complicated”—if you’ve navigated the insanity of modern romance, this book is your new Bible.

Because modern dating is a mess, and you’re too good to settle for crumbs. Maximum Effort doesn’t just commiserate—he gives you the tools, the laughs, and the snark to survive. Think of it as your dating survival guide with fewer inspirational quotes and way more brutal honesty.

🗣️ “Finally, a dating book that doesn’t suck—or make me hate myself.”
🗣️ “Maximum Effort is like your funniest, most cynical friend, but smarter.”
🗣️ “This book made me laugh, cry, and delete Tinder. 10/10 would recommend.”

Maximum Effort is your unapologetic guide to navigating life’s chaos with wit sharper than a breadcrumber’s false promises. With books that roast modern dating, hustle culture, and societal BS, he’s not here to fix your life—he’s here to make sure you laugh through the madness.

Stop Swiping, Start Laughing, and Take Back Your Sanity.
Scroll up, click Buy Now, and join the rebellion against bad dates, ghosters, and mediocre love lives. Because modern dating might suck, but at least it’s hilarious.