The Little Black Book of Retirement Wisdom: Amusing Quotes for Retirees (The Little Black Book of Wisdom Series)

The Little Black Book of Retirement Wisdom is the complete handbook of retirement wisdom, past and present. This leisurely read contains a huge collection of amusing quotes from Betty White, Elon Musk, Mark Twain, Brett Favre, Joan Rivers, Dr. Dre, George Foreman, and many more. It is intended for all retirees and anyone considering the “Big R.”

For those contemplating life after work, herein you will find a treasure trove of entertaining and educational retirement quotes from some of history’s greatest thinkers. This award-winning* book was created by Mike Kowis, Esq.

Chapters include:
Introduction
Famous Sayings
Wisecracks
By Definition
New Purpose
Freedom
Nest Egg
Second Childhood
Dying Wish
Heavenly Advice
Decisions, Decisions
Regrets
Never!
Showbiz
Miscellaneous
Conclusion

Words from well-known humorists, politicians, entrepreneurs, professional athletes, comedians, celebrities, and the Bible make up this diverse assortment of 501 memorable, bite-sized quotations about retirement.

“When a man retires, his wife gets twice as much husband for half as much money.” – Chi Chi Rodriguez

“Life is either a daring adventure or nothing at all. And retirement? It’s the perfect time for daring.” – Helen Keller

“Today, more people believe in UFOs than believe that Social Security will take care of their retirement.” – Scott Cook

“A grand adventure is about to begin.” – Winnie-the-Pooh

“You can retire from a job, but don’t ever retire from making extremely meaningful contributions in life.” – Stephen Covey

*The Little Black Book of Retirement Wisdom won the Bronze Medal in the Non-fiction Retirement genre of the 2024 Readers' Favorite Book Awards.