Wherever You Go, There You Are

A Strange and Wonderful Tale of the Great Midwest!

This is the outrageous and tremendously funny tale of snooty Basil Lexington, bumbling private eye and former child television star finally meeting his match: the beautiful Synandra Wasson, herbalist, nature girl, and indefatigable keeper of Mystery Rock Hill -- from which she derives, well, unusual powers.

Drop in for a truly Midwestern literary feast and find out how love and ecology triumphs over greed and mean science every time . . . just about.

"It’s pure magic! It’s Harry Potter for adults!” is how one of our favorite booksellers described this magical and transcendent debut novel.

Another pegs it as “Wonderfully entertaining . . . Impossible to describe.” Well, it’s not exactly easy to describe . . . but then there is so much here!

Where else can one meet the president-to-be of the United States on a suspiciously smoking hilltop in California, witness the resurrection of James Dean, and grab a ringside seat for the clash between the ultimate mechanics of science and the sacred, (supposedly) passive, exploited earth? It’s all here in this very strange and wonderful tale of the great Midwest!

We begin our journey when the chief engineer of an electronics firm in Los Angeles has suddenly vanished and rookie private investigator Basil Lexington has been hired to find him.

Just another P.I.-from-L.A. story?

Hardly. Basil’s search takes him from southern California, where he was “. . . a confirmed bottom-dweller in the vast topaz basin of smog . . . cars, buildings, bodies at every turn, flowing freeways like ancient rivers of Coronado,” to the great American Midwest “. . . “an awesome clarity of angry sky and uncountable acres of wide open land.” ultimately to Mystery Rock Hill, nexus of the Wasson clan and plexus of the brooding earth, where he finds the girl who stops him cold, the car of his dreams, and the meaning of it all.