A Gentleman's Guide to How Not to Get Caught Having a Wank (Paperback)

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Editorial: Independently Published, 2026

9798248341856

Serie: Libro 3 de 4 - A Gentleman’s Guide

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Paperback. You were having a wank.You thought you had time.You were wrong. Fucking wrong.This is the moment everything goes to shit.The sound you didn't expect.The footstep you ignored.The knock that arrives right as your stomach drops through the floor.You weren't meant to get caught having a wank.You weren't meant to be seen mid-situation.You definitely weren't meant to be fucking remembered for it.But here you are.This book is a brutally honest panic manual for men who trusted a locked door, misjudged timing, or said "I'll just be quick" while confidently lying to themselves like a thick bastard.Packed with seventy savage rules, it rips apart every stupid assumption, lazy decision, and catastrophic fuck-up that turns a harmless wank into lifelong embarrassment. The kind that comes back at 3am just to remind you you're an idiot.Thin walls.Creaky floors.Unexpected footsteps.In-laws with no boundaries.Work toilets that echo like a courtroom.Cars.Hotels.Alcohol.Boredom.Overconfidence.And that knock on the door that lands at the worst fucking moment imaginable.This book isn't sexy.It's stressful as hell.It's about panic.It's about freezing.It's about your heart trying to escape your chest while your brain screams, "Oh fuck. Oh fuck. Oh FUCK."This isn't about pleasure.It's about damage control.Avoiding eye contact.Avoiding questions.Avoiding sentences that start with "So. what were you doing?"Avoiding memories that haunt you years later for no reason other than to ruin your day.If you've ever thought "no one's home".If you've ever gambled on timing and lost.If you've ever sat there afterwards, sweaty and shaken, thinking "that nearly ruined my fucking life".This book is for you.Read it.Learn from it.And for the love of God. lock the fucking door. This item is printed on demand. Shipping may be from our UK warehouse or from our Australian or US warehouses, depending on stock availability.

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Título
A Gentleman's Guide to How Not to Get Caught Having a Wank (Paperback)
Autor
Matthew McMillan
Editorial
Independently Published
Año de publicación
2026
Estado
new
Encuadernación
Paperback
Idioma
inglés
ISBN 13
9798248341856
Serie
Libro 3 de 4: A Gentleman’s Guide

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