Wood (Re-Membering Novella series) - Tapa blanda

Sinopsis

Nico:
After an off-season drunken naked hockey game sliced my manhood off, I was whisked away to the secret island of Dr. Horatio Frankenpeen who used a little bit of medical science and a whole lot of magic to restore my crotch to its former glory. Get this: using a magic piece of wood from a very famous puppet.

It worked exactly like it should if you know what I mean, so I went back to my life as the star of the San Antonio Tower NHL team. Only after a small blip at an interview, I was given a special media consultant to shadow my every move so the bad press didn’t get worse. When I started spouting the lies she fed me, I noticed a problem 'downtown.' My replacement eggplant grew every time I lied.

That left me with a conundrum: tell the truth and get booted off the team or lie and grow right out of my jock strap. Which do you think I chose?

Disclaimer: At present is not medically possible to reattach an appendage with a piece of wood. (Come on, future. Don’t let us down!), so please don’t hack off any eggplants as a result of this story. And don’t worry, there will not be any splinters.

For fans of dark humor romance is spicy, witty, utterly and irreverently satire.
Any resemblance to a very famous puppet who had a very famous lying problem with his very famous nose is purely coincidental. Would I lie to you?

Early reader review: This thing is forking ridiculous. RIDICULOUS! In the best possible way. Readers are going to love it.

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