In FALL RISK: The Memoir of a Man Who Only Wanted to Pee Alone, Frank Shumard turns a five-day hospital stay into a hilariously honest, painfully relatable, and unexpectedly uplifting memoir. From the moment a bright-red “FALL RISK” wristband is slapped on him like a parole ankle monitor, Frank realizes he has entered a world where nothing is private, the bed alarms have trust issues, and nurses can smell rebellion from down the hall.
With razor-sharp humor, he chronicles:
The Bed Escape Alarm Olympics
The IV Pole Grand Prix
Popsicles: the last surviving joy in hospital cuisine
Angels in scrubs… and the occasional demon in discount perfume
And the tragic downfall of human dignity when a man just wants to stand up without triggering NASA
This is a book for anyone who has ever been a patient, loved a patient, or wondered why hospital gowns are designed by people who clearly hate humans. You’ll laugh. You’ll cringe. You’ll question the entire healthcare décor industry.
But most of all, you’ll cheer for a man whose only goal—his Everest—is to pee without an audience.
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Paperback. Condición: new. Paperback. In FALL RISK: The Memoir of a Man Who Only Wanted to Pee Alone, Frank Shumard turns a five-day hospital stay into a hilariously honest, painfully relatable, and unexpectedly uplifting memoir. From the moment a bright-red "FALL RISK" wristband is slapped on him like a parole ankle monitor, Frank realizes he has entered a world where nothing is private, the bed alarms have trust issues, and nurses can smell rebellion from down the hall.With razor-sharp humor, he chronicles: The Bed Escape Alarm OlympicsThe IV Pole Grand PrixPopsicles: the last surviving joy in hospital cuisineAngels in scrubs. and the occasional demon in discount perfumeAnd the tragic downfall of human dignity when a man just wants to stand up without triggering NASAThis is a book for anyone who has ever been a patient, loved a patient, or wondered why hospital gowns are designed by people who clearly hate humans. You'll laugh. You'll cringe. You'll question the entire healthcare decor industry.But most of all, you'll cheer for a man whose only goal-his Everest-is to pee without an audience. This item is printed on demand. Shipping may be from multiple locations in the US or from the UK, depending on stock availability. Nº de ref. del artículo: 9798275658521
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Paperback. Condición: new. Paperback. In FALL RISK: The Memoir of a Man Who Only Wanted to Pee Alone, Frank Shumard turns a five-day hospital stay into a hilariously honest, painfully relatable, and unexpectedly uplifting memoir. From the moment a bright-red "FALL RISK" wristband is slapped on him like a parole ankle monitor, Frank realizes he has entered a world where nothing is private, the bed alarms have trust issues, and nurses can smell rebellion from down the hall.With razor-sharp humor, he chronicles: The Bed Escape Alarm OlympicsThe IV Pole Grand PrixPopsicles: the last surviving joy in hospital cuisineAngels in scrubs. and the occasional demon in discount perfumeAnd the tragic downfall of human dignity when a man just wants to stand up without triggering NASAThis is a book for anyone who has ever been a patient, loved a patient, or wondered why hospital gowns are designed by people who clearly hate humans. You'll laugh. You'll cringe. You'll question the entire healthcare decor industry.But most of all, you'll cheer for a man whose only goal-his Everest-is to pee without an audience. This item is printed on demand. Shipping may be from our UK warehouse or from our Australian or US warehouses, depending on stock availability. Nº de ref. del artículo: 9798275658521
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