Your arse is a treacherous bastard.
It will lie to you.
It will betray you.
And it will do it in public.
A Ladies Guide to Farting: When to Let It Out and When to Hold It In is a disgusting, unfiltered, laugh-until-you-panic gag book packed with seventy savage rules for surviving life with an arsehole that cannot be trusted.
Written by a man who should be legally banned from giving advice, this book tackles the real horrors no one prepares you for. Silent lifts where the air goes thick. Long car journeys with the windows locked. Skinny jeans that turn your arse into a pressure cooker. Office meetings where you’re clenching so hard your soul leaves your body. And that fatal moment you think it’s just air before your dignity fucking evaporates.
This is not cute humour.
This is arse-sweat, fear, and regret.
Each rule is delivered one brutal page at a time, dragging you through the clench, the heat, the eye contact, and the desperate internal screaming while everyone pretends nothing happened even though it absolutely fucking did.
It’s not medical.
It’s not polite.
It offers no help whatsoever.
It’s fast, filthy comedy for anyone who’s ever trusted a “small one” and immediately considered shitting themselves on purpose just to end the suspense.
Perfect as a gag gift, a shameful toilet read, or a cruel reminder that sometimes all you can do is clamp your cheeks together, stay perfectly still, and pray your arse doesn’t ruin your life again.
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Librería: Grand Eagle Retail, Bensenville, IL, Estados Unidos de America
Paperback. Condición: new. Paperback. Your arse is a treacherous bastard.It will lie to you.It will betray you.And it will do it in public.A Ladies Guide to Farting: When to Let It Out and When to Hold It In is a disgusting, unfiltered, laugh-until-you-panic gag book packed with seventy savage rules for surviving life with an arsehole that cannot be trusted.Written by a man who should be legally banned from giving advice, this book tackles the real horrors no one prepares you for. Silent lifts where the air goes thick. Long car journeys with the windows locked. Skinny jeans that turn your arse into a pressure cooker. Office meetings where you're clenching so hard your soul leaves your body. And that fatal moment you think it's just air before your dignity fucking evaporates.This is not cute humour.This is arse-sweat, fear, and regret.Each rule is delivered one brutal page at a time, dragging you through the clench, the heat, the eye contact, and the desperate internal screaming while everyone pretends nothing happened even though it absolutely fucking did.It's not medical.It's not polite.It offers no help whatsoever.It's fast, filthy comedy for anyone who's ever trusted a "small one" and immediately considered shitting themselves on purpose just to end the suspense.Perfect as a gag gift, a shameful toilet read, or a cruel reminder that sometimes all you can do is clamp your cheeks together, stay perfectly still, and pray your arse doesn't ruin your life again. This item is printed on demand. Shipping may be from multiple locations in the US or from the UK, depending on stock availability. Nº de ref. del artículo: 9798245808604
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Librería: California Books, Miami, FL, Estados Unidos de America
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Librería: PBShop.store UK, Fairford, GLOS, Reino Unido
PAP. Condición: New. New Book. Shipped from UK. Established seller since 2000. Nº de ref. del artículo: L2-9798245808604
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Librería: AHA-BUCH GmbH, Einbeck, Alemania
Taschenbuch. Condición: Neu. Neuware - Your arse is a treacherous bastard.It will lie to you.It will betray you.And it will do it in public.A Ladies Guide to Farting: When to Let It Out and When to Hold It In is a disgusting, unfiltered, laugh-until-you-panic gag book packed with seventy savage rules for surviving life with an arsehole that cannot be trusted.Written by a man who should be legally banned from giving advice, this book tackles the real horrors no one prepares you for. Silent lifts where the air goes thick. Long car journeys with the windows locked. Skinny jeans that turn your arse into a pressure cooker. Office meetings where you're clenching so hard your soul leaves your body. And that fatal moment you think it's just air before your dignity fucking evaporates.This is not cute humour.This is arse-sweat, fear, and regret.Each rule is delivered one brutal page at a time, dragging you through the clench, the heat, the eye contact, and the desperate internal screaming while everyone pretends nothing happened even though it absolutely fucking did.It's not medical.It's not polite.It offers no help whatsoever.It's fast, filthy comedy for anyone who's ever trusted a 'small one' and immediately considered shitting themselves on purpose just to end the suspense.Perfect as a gag gift, a shameful toilet read, or a cruel reminder that sometimes all you can do is clamp your cheeks together, stay perfectly still, and pray your arse doesn't ruin your life again. Nº de ref. del artículo: 9798245808604
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Librería: CitiRetail, Stevenage, Reino Unido
Paperback. Condición: new. Paperback. Your arse is a treacherous bastard.It will lie to you.It will betray you.And it will do it in public.A Ladies Guide to Farting: When to Let It Out and When to Hold It In is a disgusting, unfiltered, laugh-until-you-panic gag book packed with seventy savage rules for surviving life with an arsehole that cannot be trusted.Written by a man who should be legally banned from giving advice, this book tackles the real horrors no one prepares you for. Silent lifts where the air goes thick. Long car journeys with the windows locked. Skinny jeans that turn your arse into a pressure cooker. Office meetings where you're clenching so hard your soul leaves your body. And that fatal moment you think it's just air before your dignity fucking evaporates.This is not cute humour.This is arse-sweat, fear, and regret.Each rule is delivered one brutal page at a time, dragging you through the clench, the heat, the eye contact, and the desperate internal screaming while everyone pretends nothing happened even though it absolutely fucking did.It's not medical.It's not polite.It offers no help whatsoever.It's fast, filthy comedy for anyone who's ever trusted a "small one" and immediately considered shitting themselves on purpose just to end the suspense.Perfect as a gag gift, a shameful toilet read, or a cruel reminder that sometimes all you can do is clamp your cheeks together, stay perfectly still, and pray your arse doesn't ruin your life again. This item is printed on demand. Shipping may be from our UK warehouse or from our Australian or US warehouses, depending on stock availability. Nº de ref. del artículo: 9798245808604
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Librería: PBShop.store US, Wood Dale, IL, Estados Unidos de America
PAP. Condición: New. New Book. Shipped from UK. Established seller since 2000. Nº de ref. del artículo: L2-9798245808604
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