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Sinopsis

Your Guardian Angel just clocked out. Forever.

At 7:17 on a damp Tuesday morning, senior logistical analyst Nora Bell receives a notification that definitely didn't come from HR: Your assigned guardian angel has resigned. Effective immediately, your spiritual protection has been suspended.

It turns out the universe isn't held together by majestic celestial harmony. It's held together by low-level metaphysical clerks, overworked archangels drowning in unfiled paperwork, and thousands of invisible shock absorbers preventing human beings from walking into walls. But after seven thousand years of uncompensated overtime, impossible prayer tickets regarding high school basketball tournaments, and zero weekends since the Bronze Age collapse, the entire Celestial Host has officially gone on strike.

Suddenly, reality is operating on manual override. Without an administrative thumb on the scales, gravity gets literal, elevator cables lose their "providential leeway," and a dropped croissant targets the nearest grease trap with mathematical precision. Worse still, an unbuffered floor polisher in the basement just unplugged the master chronometer-meaning Tuesday has vanished from the space-time continuum, and Wednesday refuses to open the borders without a stamped receipt.

Armed with a four-color ballpoint pen, a rigid supply-chain mindset, and an antique Angel Employee Handbook (which explicitly warns that mortal decisions concerning cheese are excluded from cosmic protection), Nora isn't about to let the universe shut down without an audit. Dragging her neighbor in manatee slippers, a teenager wielding a pink sneaker, a tea-sipping legal hoarder, and her exhausted, strike-weary former guardian along for the ride, Nora descends into the absurd plumbing of existence to demand an exit interview.

Fast-paced, satirical, and delightfully metaphysical, Your Guardian Angel Has Resigned is a razor-sharp corporate-cosmic comedy about what happens when humanity is finally left unsupervised-and the one woman brave enough to ask to see God's manager.

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