Criminal Behaviour: The Funniest and Most Explicit Stories from Law Enforcement - Tapa dura

Breaking the law should never be a laughing matter, but the idiots who break it often are. Criminal Behaviour is a hilarious, often ribald, sometimes eye-watering collection of the best anecdotes from serving police officers, lawyers, and others involved in the justice system. Whether it’s the buck-naked gunman in a state of arousal, the mugger who stole a pensioner’s colostomy bag, the driver caught in flagrante by a minibus of coppers, or the clueless con who grassed himself up on social media, our valiant defenders of the peace have seen it. Related anonymously to Robbie Guillory, author of number one bestseller In Rude Health, each story shows just how incapable and incompetent some of our law breakers are. Criminal Behaviour salutes those who protect us from criminal stupidity whilst serving up a fresh new helping of belly laughs in the process.