Does My Bum Look Big in This?: The Diary of an Insecure Woman - Tapa blanda

A hyper-active stream-of-consciousness confession which is both very funny and unexpectedly touching! Joanna Lumley DOES MY BUM LOOK BIG IN THIS? This was a question that had to be asked and thank God someone has had the courage to answer it. This is Weir's first, and in my view by far her best, work to date. Angus Deayton Interestingly, Arabella herself doesn't have a big bum at all, it's really quite small. In fact, we're happy to tell the whole world about just how small it is, honestly, we are, just as soon as she stops sitting on us. Paul Whitehouse & Charlie Higson This book does for bums what Cyrano de Bergerac did for noses. Alexei Sayle

Jacqueline M. Pane is an ordinary woman in her 30s and she knows her life would be perfect if only she had a small bum, sticky-up bosoms, and a Prada handbag. She has fine-tuned paranoia and applies it to every area of her life, from her earrings, cellulite and job, to the men in her life.