Wannabe a Spice Girl?: A Beginner’s Guide to Girl Power - Tapa blanda

In the space of a year The Spice Girls have become a worldwide phenomenon. Love them, or loath them, you can not ignore them. This inspirational spoof guide to Spice culture tells you everything you need to know about achieving chart-topping fame and fanatical adoration.

There’s a lot more than you’d think to being a Spice Girl. And, if you really wannabe a member of a band like the Spice Girls, this book will show you how to do it. Here is invaluable step by step practical advice on how to get into the group, choose your name, create your own identity and gimmick and develop the right attitude and skills. Once you’re on the way to world domination you’ll also need to know how to deal with fame and dating brain-dead footballers.

Meet the Spices who never made it, delve into the top-secret pages of a Spice’s diary, hear the confessions of a Spice Girls groupie and sift through the lyrics which didn’t come up to scratch.

ANYONE CAN BE A SPICE GIRL!
DO YOU HAVE WHAT IT TAKES TO BE A SPICE GIRL?
DO YOU 'KNOW' WHAT IT TAKES TO BE A SPICE GIRL?

The 'Spice Girls' are Britain's biggest single export earner after spent plutonium fuel rods and infected beef carcasses. Wouldn't you like to be a part of it?

Only this book takes you into the Spice-o-Sphere and shows you:
· How to apply to join the group
· How to write songs as good as the 'Spice Girls'
· How to love your mum the Spice Girl way
· How to express your individuality – and be just like your favourite Spice
· How to attract a hunky Premier League soccer star of your very own

Don't be fooled into joining those sad imitations, like The 'Rice Girls' ['Pilau' Rice, 'Brown' Rice and 'Uncle Ben's' Rice and their friends will never make it big...] – go straight to the top with 'Wannabe a Spice Girl?'

If you only ever read one book in your entire life... you're a perfect candidate to join the group! So come on in! Live the life! Dream the dream! And make the money!

The publishers, authors and distributors of 'Wannabe a Spice Girl?' have no connection whatsoever with any of the Spice Girls nor any of their business organisations.

This book is completely unofficial and is in no way endorsed by the Spice Girls