TaXXXi Tales: Kinky tales from a founder of YouPorn and ex-San Francisco night cabbie! - Tapa blanda

The kinky, titillating, and marginally fictionalized adventures of a horny taxi driver and his flirtations. Richie G, the debut author of these 18 salacious, hypersexual exploits, is both a co-founder of amateur XXX Internet video website YouPorn and a former overnight San Francisco cab driver. The narrator here, the cabbie group's ringleader, Frankie Morello, is described as a "Don Juan in the Driver's Seat" and provides plenty of vulgar material to back up the claim. Frankie plans to "fuck [his] way through life" and "die in a beautiful woman's bedroom at the age of ninety...shot by her jealous husband." This scenario plays out in explicit detail in several stories involving hookers and their abusive pimp-boyfriends. Here, in true porn style, the men are insatiable and well-endowed, while the women are curvy, expertly talented in a variety of carnal arts, sometimes a little psycho, and more than willing to engage Frankie and his cohorts. With not much to differentiate the Paulas, Charlenes, and Carlys from the Donnas and the Kaceys, it's up to the individual plot details to keep readers glued to each ribald anecdote. Some pay their fare with their bodies, some are nothing more than sexual tumbleweeds blowing around some of the seedier sections of San Francisco, never averse to some steamy action with an oversexed cabbie. In these retellings (sometimes more corny and demeaning than sexy), Frankie demonstrates a knack for storytelling, and readers will envision him sitting on the hood of a cab, surrounded by co-drivers hanging on his every nasty detail. The collection is best read in bits and pieces since eventually every backseat gasp and front seat slurp blurs into a hazy fog of steamy windows and various emissions. Raw, explicit, and exquisitely raunchy erotica aimed at those who enjoy racy sex stories set in unconventional surroundings. - Kirkus Review

DON JUAN IN THE DRIVER'S SEAT.... Meet Frankie Morello, a sweet, charming, night-shift cabbie prowling the steamy after-hours streets of San Francisco. These are Frankie's TaXXXi Tales, just as he confessed them to his chronicler, RICHIE G -- one of the founders of the mega sex website YOUPORN and a former night taxi driver himself. Frankie loves the ladies... and the ladies love him back! His female fares are lonely late-night secretaries and high priced call-girls... no-holes-barred swingers and barely-legal street hookers... housewives in heat and hot whorehouse Madams. TaXXXi Tales delivers a gallery of the gorgeous women Frankie takes where they want to go:-- DONNA, the lonely corporate exec who drives a weird bargain to give Frankie her repeat-ride business:-- KAT, the barely-legal street hooker Frankie can't save from her pimp or herself:-- CHARLENE, an Avon Lady who goes the extra mile to seal the deal:-- SHIRLEY, the Asian cat house Madam whose kittens love Frankie long-time:-- SYDNEY, the stunningly beautiful, high-priced escort who makes Frankie play the strangest game of all:-- and over a dozen other amazing women!Now sit back and enjoy the ride. But fasten your seat belt -- Frankie drives fast, and there are lots of curves ahead!