Mad All Over: The funniest Crystal Palace quotes... ever! - Tapa blanda

Crystal Palace managers, chairmen and players have regularly caused a stir with some truly mad, funny and often outrageous remarks uttered over the years. In this comprehensive collection, author Gordon Law has compiled more than 400 of the most entertaining quotes and quips from the men of Selhurst Park. Packed with loads of classic one-liners, wise-cracks, verbal volleys and mixed metaphors, this book will have you chuckling throughout the season.

“He was so negative he interfered with the signal strength on my phone.” Simon Jordan on Steve Coppell

“No footballer of talent should play in the back four.” Malcolm Allison

“I’m not one for working out the exact figures but we’ll need roughly two points a game.” Peter Taylor

“If my missus had seen me kissing him I would have been in trouble!” Clinton Morrison

Gordon Law is an experienced journalist who has covered sport for the South London Press, the Premier League website, Virgin Media and national newspapers. He edits popular Palace fan site Holmesdale.net which he co-founded. Gordon has written two books on the Eagles: Return to the Premier League and Premier Heroes, which have chronicled the team’s promotion and consolidation in the top flight.