Lizards Rule Our Planet: An Illustrated Guide to the Global Reptilian Conspiracy: Volume 1 (Wake Up And Smell The Reptiles!)

DISCLAIMER: This is a work of humor/parody. We have been lied to for thousands of years! Since the dawn of mankind, our planet has been ruled by a species of intergalactic reptilian shape shifters. That's right: Lizard aliens from another dimension! They feed on human blood and life energy. They control politics, the media, the world markets, and the Internet. They are hell-bent on world domination, and will bring about Lizard Armageddon, unless they can be stopped... For the first time in history, the truth about this monstrous cover-up is available as a wonderful print edition: LIZARDS RULE OUR PLANET: An Illustrated Guide to the Global Reptilian Conspiracy uncovers the entire reptilian conspiracy to enslave mankind. Combining in-depth research and stunning illustrations, LIZARDS RULE OUR PLANET: An Illustrated Guide to the Global Reptilian Conspiracy answers pressing questions, such as: Where do the Lizard invaders come from? What are their plans for mankind? Are they using black magic, or advanced alien technology? And most importantly, what can we do to save ourselves and take back our planet? Compiled by Lizardio Four, a leading intelligence analyst and conspiracy researcher, LIZARDS RULE OUR PLANET: An Illustrated Guide to the Global Reptilian Conspiracy is a one-stop resource to get a grip on the reptilian conspiracy that everyone is talking about. Read at your own discretion. And WATCH YOUR BACK! DISCLAIMER: This is a work of humor/parody.

Lizardio Four is a leading intelligence analyst and conspiracy evangelist, best-known for his 2011 breakthrough, LIZARDS RULE OUR PLANET: An Illustrated Guide to the Global Reptilian Conspiracy. A native of [redacted], Mr. Four spent his formative years roaming the globe in the service of numerous intelligence agencies, until he discovered a common denominator - a devious plot - behind the world's most devastating crises and disasters: alien reptilian shape-shifters from another dimension that have been running our planet since the Dawn of Mankind. Through tireless research, Mr. Four compiled LIZARDS RULE OUR PLANET, a unique one-stop companion to the reptilian conspiracy that everyone is talking about.