Things That Might Annoy Your Kids - Tapa blanda

Why write a book titled Things That Might Annoy . . . Your Kids? Why would anyone feel the need to annoy the innocent young children? Spend a few minutes with them on a rainy day, a car ride, or at an amusement park when the sun is overhead and the lines are long and you’ll have the answer. Kids suck. Unlike our other Things That Might Annoy books, which are about getting back at sports fans, eclectic groups and members of particular political parties, who tend to annoy only during a season or an election, kids are omnipresent. They annoy us from the day they are born until the day they move out. And for some parents, that day never comes. The book includes hundreds of slightly hurtful things to say to your kids, fun pranks to pull on them when they are sleeping, playing video games or taking part in their sporting events. It’s a self defense guide that every parent will appreciate. After all, our parents went so far as to actually hit us when we were young. It’s time to give a little something back! The authors of the book are no strangers to kids. Dave has two young daughters and is often seen buzzing around town transporting them to plays, dance recitals and birthday parties. You know, the stuff dreams are made of. Paul has four boys and a wife, or as he puts it, “five more than I wanted.” One of his kids has already been caught shoplifting... at the age of four. Paul was unhappy to learn that one of his kids was not good at something. So whether you are a parent with kids, a single person who fortunately wasn’t able to have kids, or a homeless crack addict who just hates kids, this book is a must for you. It will not only make the perfect gift for any “kids hater” that you know, but also for any kid. Well, make that any kid over 15. (See the below warning.) But truly, what better way to annoy those kids than to give them a book entitled Things That Might Annoy . . . Your Kids. As our motto states, It’s Payback Time . . . And Payback’s A Book. Take it easy, Paul & Dave (Warning: Dave feels compelled to note that not everything in this book is meant for everyone. Paul, however, believes that if you are dumb enough to try to read these jokes to a child, grandmother, priest, rabbi, or anyone who might be worthy of respect, then you are probably too dumb to read.)