Dictionary of Corporate Bullshit

Introducing the calendar certain to pop up in cubicles all over America. If you've ever wondered how to "harness intellectual capital," why that MQNWSMEWGABHANG (Moderately qualified, nonthreatening white straight male employee who gets ahead because he's a "nice guy") was promoted ahead of you, or what your boss really meant when she said "keep me in the loop," this calendar belongs on your desktop. Based on the book "The Dictionary of Corporate Bullshit," the calendar features hundreds of caustically funny definitions for the cliched, meaningless, and euphemistic jargon and "buzzwords" that supplant actual communication in offices every day.

Say What?

What's the deal with "incentivize"? Still trying to figure out "juice baiting"? Or what your boss really meant when she said, "No idea is a bad idea."? Here are hundreds of caustically funny definitions for the clichéd, meaningless and euphemistic jargon and buzzwords that supplant actual communication in offices every day.