Squeaky Clean Comedy: 1,512 Dirt-free Jokes From The Best Comedians - Tapa blanda

Squeaky Clean Comedy is a wide-ranging rundown of sidesplitting observations from the comedians we've loved throughout the television age. No four-letter words used here, just pure, untainted amusement. Unpolluted witticisms from the likes of Jay Leno, Bill Cosby, David Letterman, Rita Rudner, Bob Hope, Conan O'Brien, Jerry Seinfeld, Johnny Carson, Joan Rivers, Jon Stewart, even classic jokesters such as Rodney Dangerfield and Henny Youngman are included. Clean comedy topics are easy to find, as they are arranged alphabetically from Accidents to Zoos. The spotlessly clean jokes include: Never pick a fight with an ugly person. They've got nothing to lose. -Robin Williams I asked, "What is this blended coffee?" And the waiter said, "Yesterday and today's." -Phyllis Diller It used to be that my age and waist size were the same size. Unfortunately, they still are. -Reno Goodale I had my car towed. There's nothing wrong with it; that was just cheaper than buying a tank of gas. -Jay Leno A penny saved is worthless. -Dave Barry They usually have two tellers in my local bank. Excpet when it's very busy, when they have one. -Rita Rudner When it comes to laughs, no one can deliver faster than Judy Brown, the editor of five successful joke collections, including Joke Soup, Joke Stew, The Funny Pages, Jokes to Go, and the recently released She's So Funny.

Judy was a contributing writer and comedy critic for the L.A. Weekly for over a dozen years. She has covered the comedy waterfront for the Los Angeles Times, the New York Times syndicate, and various other publications. She lives in Santa Monica, Calif.