I Want Chocolate Cake and I Want It Now!: The ‘Who Needs Him Anyway’ Cookbook - Tapa blanda

A fun, witty cookbook for all women who ... need consolation chocolate cake by the bucket load, who dream of wearing a swimsuit somewhere besides the bathroom, who spend time and energy wooing Bad Boys with seduction dinners! etc. etc.

Illustrated with hilarious cartoons, this cookbook dishes up recipes in ways women really think about eating. Five categories – from Romance Food to Consolation Food – contain tempting recipes for all occasions. Includes:

ROMANCE: ‘Love Means Never Having to Say, “Of Course I Like Football” Pork Tenderloin

BIKINI FOOD: ‘Why Did I Buy an Itsy-Bitsy, Teeny-Weeny Bikini’ Linguine

SLOBBING -OUT FOOD: ‘Turn Out the Lights, Pop in a Movie, and Pass the Bowl’ Parmesan Popcorn

GROWN-UP FOOD: ‘Oh No, He Invited His Mother’ Fillet of Beef With Horseradish Sauce

CONSOLATION FOOD: ‘I’m Turning into My Mother Anyway, So Why Not Eat Some’ Chocolate Pudding

Cathy's cookbook for the well-balanced woman!

With tempting recipes for every occasion:

ROMANCE

'He actually believed me when I said I could cook' Seduction Steak with Portobello Mushroom Sauce

SWIMSUIT FOOD
'Why did I buy an Itsy-Bitsy Teeny-Weeny Bikini' Linguini

SLOB-OUT FOOD
'Turn out the lights, pop in a movie and pass the bowl' Parmesan Popcorn

GROWN-UP FOOD
'Why did I volunteer to bring something' Party Pasta Salad

CONSOLATION FOOD
'I've been waiting for his 'I'll call you' for the last 12 days' Chocolate Chip Peanut Butter Cookies.