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Sinopsis: Sensational for speech writers, and for social and personal amusement! For some years investors have been asking Mr Dines to publish a compilation of his jokes and bits of wisdom from his speeches, thousands of radio and TV interviews and from The Dines Letter itself. Mr Dines' first joke book has over 60 categories of jokes and here are a dozen free samples: 1) We arrive in the world naked, and we leave the world naked...so stockbrokers are just doing God's work. 2) Always travel first class, because if you don't, your heirs will!. 3) The early bird gets the worm, but it's the second mouse that gets the cheese! 4) Why is divorce so expensive? Because it's worth it. 5) If the world were always logical, men would ride sidesaddle... and women's bikes! 6) The argument with your wife you just won is not over yet...and the man who thinks he's smarter than his wife has a really smart wife! 7) There are many benefits to marriage, such as sex every night...and, if you're lucky, your partner joins in once a month! 8) Somebody asked me why my relatives don't travel to visit and stay with me. My secret is that I borrow from the rich ones and lend to the poor ones...and neither ever comes back! 9) Our leaders' heads are deeper in the sand than armless clam diggers! 10) They say I look "distinguished"... that's the last stage before extinguished. 11) Do you know the difference between broccoli and boogers?...Kids won't eat broccoli! 12) Always persist. Never give up...think of the poor guy who invented "Preparation G"!
About the Author: James Dines is editor of The Dines Letter the world-renowned financial newsletter, and has been a speaker and debater for several decades, having appeared at seminars, on international TV and radio thousands of times, and is the author of several books and many magazine articles. Over the years he has been especially gratified when audiences have let him know how much they appreciated the use of humor in his work. For some time they have been requesting that he publish a compilation of the one-liners and humorous missives from his speeches, interviews and appearances, and from The Dines Letter itself. This is the collection.
Título: 1001 Sidesplitting One-Liners and Some ...
Editorial: BCM, Inc.
Año de publicación: 2001
Condición del libro: Used: Like New
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