Office Kama Sutra: Being a guide to delectation & delight in the workspace - Tapa dura

PLAYBOY The office affair is elevated by Office Kama Sutra, an entertaining book by the alarmingly cute Julianne Balmain. In energetic prose, she outlines positions such as "the determined mollusk pestered by a jellyfish with plenty of tentacles" (simpler than it sounds) and the practice of "polishing the mahogany"--congress on the conference room table.

Chronicle's latest hit Office Yoga meets the Kama Sutra meets Saturday Night Live in this hilarious guide to sex in the workplace. This "translation" of a hitherto unknown text brings classic Indian lovemaking techniques into the office - for the amusement (and personal pleasure) of workers everywhere. Advice includes choosing kama-friendly vocations, negotiating the office caste system, and experimenting with ergonomically correct sexual positions. A whole new realm of delectation and delight awaits!