Shows some signs of wear, and may have some markings on the inside. N° de ref. de la librería
Sinopsis: Excuses, excuses, excuses.do you need some good ones? Of course you do--everyone does sometime! And, the wilder and wackier, the better. After all, why stick to reality when you can make 'em laugh? So, next time you wake up late and can't make it to class on time, just tell the teacher, "Sorry, I set my watch to a Star Trek episode and woke up on another planet." Or, when mom sees you snacking on sweets and snaps, "Are you eating junk food?" smile innocently and say, "You mean sugar, salt, chocolate, and chips aren't the four main food groups?" If somebody asks, "Is that a birthmark?" explain, "No, it's a barcode. I'm on sale this week for $2.95." Why bore people with the truth when a clever excuse will showcase your superior brain! Cool cartoonlike drawings of animals make every excuse even funnier.
From the Back Cover:
Need a laugh? You'll be rolling on the floor cracking up at all the funny excuses here, including:
Haven't you gotten out of bed yet?
Yes, and it was so tiring I got right back in.
Are you brushing your teeth?
No, I have rabies and I'm foaming at the mouth.
Are you running in the hall?
I wasn't running. I got wedged between two fast-walking football players.
Where's the rest of your homework?
I didn't want to add to your already heavy workload.
Do you have to play that music so loud?
Yes, if I don't, I keep hearing the neighbors yelling, "Turn it down."
So the next time anyone tries to blame something on you, you'll know what to tell them!
Título: It's Not My Fault Because.: The Kids' Book ...
Año de publicación: 2002
Condición del libro: Good
Edición: illustrated edition.
Descripción Sterling Juvenile 2002-10-17, 2002. Paperback. Estado de conservación: Very Good. Unused. Paperback. Nº de ref. de la librería 028258-5
Descripción Sterling Publishing Co., Inc. Paperback. Estado de conservación: Fair. Nº de ref. de la librería G0806945613I5N00
Descripción Sterling. Paperback. Estado de conservación: GOOD. Spine creases, wear to binding and pages from reading. May contain limited notes, underlining or highlighting that does affect the text. Possible ex library copy, thatâ€™ll have the markings and stickers associated from the library. Accessories such as CD, codes, toys, may not be included. Nº de ref. de la librería 2845906467
Descripción Sterling, 2002. Paperback. Estado de conservación: Used: Good. Nº de ref. de la librería SONG0806945613