The Asylum: A Collage of Couture Reminiscences...and Hysteria - Tapa dura

"Simon Doonan's hysterical first row, firsthand observations are a must-read for fashionistas and non-fashionsitas alike."
--Michael Kors

"The fashion world is--in a word--hysterical! Simon Doonan is the one man who sees it and tells it like it (absurdly) is."
--Marc Jacobs

"Simon Doonan is the Bon Qui Qui of Fashion--stirring things up and reminding us to keep a sense of humor."
--Alexander Wang

"In "The Asylum", Simon Doonan's comedic genius explodes out of highbrow shoe boxes."
--Leandra Medine, author, and blogger of The Man Repeller

"[A] raucous and revelatory essay collection....[Doonan] knows the fashion world inside out....Even readers whose fashion sense is more Gap than "GQ "will find keen insight and humor in Doonan's cheeky take on what it means to be chic."
--"Booklist"

"The funniest fashion book of all time."--"Lucky Magazine"

"These snappy essays find Doonan surprisingly more sincere and charming than ever... A gossipy, voyeuristic and reliably campy romp down the catwalks of the fashion asylum."--"Kirkus Reviews "

"Simon Doonan, the creative ambassador for Barney's and Slate columnist, is one of culture writing's funniest voices."--"The New Republic"

"Simon Doonan is a legend in the fashion world. Wickedly funny, wildly creative...has an insider's view of global style and its peculiar inhabitants....Indeed, those loony, creative types are what have kept Doonan interested for the decades he's been in the fashion business. And what makes his book so entertaining for the rest of us."--Suzanne S. Brown, "The Denver Post"
Praise for "The Asylum: "

"Simon Doonan's hysterical first row, firsthand observations are a must-read for fashionistas and non-fashionsitas alike."
--Michael Kors

"The fashion world is--in a word--hysterical! Simon Doonan is the one man who sees it and tells it like it (absurdly) is."
--Marc Jacobs

"Simon Doonan is the Bon Qui Qui of Fashion--stirring things up and reminding us to keep a sense of humor."
--Alexander Wang

"In "The Asylum", Simon Doonan's comedic genius explodes out of highbrow shoe boxes."
--Leandra Medine, author, and blogger of The Man Repeller

"[A] raucous and revelatory essay collection....[Doonan] knows the fashion world inside out....Even readers whose fashion sense is more Gap than "GQ "will find keen insight and humor in Doonan's cheeky take on what it means to be chic."
--"Booklist"

"Hilarious, irresistible essays about the sheer lunacy of the fashion world, from a sharp-eyed (and even sharper-tongued) industry insider."--"People "

"The funniest fashion book of all time."--"Lucky Magazine"

"These snappy essays find Doonan surprisingly more sincere and charming than ever... A gossipy, voyeuristic and reliably campy romp down the catwalks of the fashion asylum."--"Kirkus Reviews "

"Simon Doonan, the creative ambassador for Barney's and Slate columnist, is one of culture writing's funniest voices."--"The New Republic"

"Simon Doonan is a legend in the fashion world. Wickedly funny, wildly creative...has an insider's view of global style and its peculiar inhabitants....Indeed, those loony, creative types are what have kept Doonan interested for the decades he's been in the fashion business. And what makes his book so entertaining for the rest of us."--Suzanne S. Brown, "The Denver Post"

Praise for "The Asylum: "
"Simon Doonan's hysterical first row, firsthand observations are a must-read for fashionistas and non-fashionsitas alike."
--Michael Kors
"The fashion world is--in a word--hysterical! Simon Doonan is the one man who sees it and tells it like it (absurdly) is."
--Marc Jacobs
"Simon Doonan is the Bon Qui Qui of Fashion--stirring things up and reminding us to keep a sense of humor."
--Alexander Wang
"In "The Asylum," Simon Doonan's comedic genius explodes out of highbrow shoe boxes."
--Leandra Medine, author, and blogger of The Man Repeller
"[A] raucous and revelatory essay collection....[Doonan] knows the fashion world inside out....Even readers whose fashion sense is more Gap than "GQ "will find keen insight and humor in Doonan's cheeky take on what it means to be chic."
--"Booklist"
"Hilarious, irresistible essays about the sheer lunacy of the fashion world, from a sharp-eyed (and even sharper-tongued) industry insider."--"People "
"The funniest fashion book of all time."--"Lucky Magazine"
"These snappy essays find Doonan surprisingly more sincere and charming than ever... A gossipy, voyeuristic and reliably campy romp down the catwalks of the fashion asylum."--"Kirkus Reviews "
"Simon Doonan, the creative ambassador for Barney's and Slate columnist, is one of culture writing's funniest voices."--"The New Republic"
"Simon Doonan is a legend in the fashion world. Wickedly funny, wildly creative...has an insider's view of global style and its peculiar inhabitants....Indeed, those loony, creative types are what have kept Doonan interested for the decades he's been in the fashion business. And what makes his book so entertaining for the rest of us."--Suzanne S. Brown, "The Denver Post"

Praise for "The Asylum: "
Simon Doonan's hysterical first row, firsthand observations are a must-read for fashionistas and non-fashionsitas alike.
Michael Kors
The fashion world is in a word hysterical! Simon Doonan is the one man who sees it and tells it like it (absurdly) is.
Marc Jacobs
Simon Doonan is the Bon Qui Qui of Fashion stirring things up and reminding us to keep a sense of humor.
Alexander Wang
In "The Asylum," Simon Doonan's comedic genius explodes out of highbrow shoe boxes.
Leandra Medine, author, and blogger of The Man Repeller
[A] raucous and revelatory essay collection....[Doonan] knows the fashion world inside out....Even readers whose fashion sense is more Gap than "GQ "will find keen insight and humor in Doonan s cheeky take on what it means to be chic.
"Booklist"
Hilarious, irresistible essays about the sheer lunacy of the fashion world, from a sharp-eyed (and even sharper-tongued) industry insider. "People "
The funniest fashion book of all time. "Lucky Magazine"
These snappy essays find Doonan surprisingly more sincere and charming than ever A gossipy, voyeuristic and reliably campy romp down the catwalks of the fashion asylum. "Kirkus Reviews "
Simon Doonan, the creative ambassador for Barney's and Slate columnist, is one of culture writing's funniest voices. "The New Republic"
Simon Doonanis a legend in the fashion world. Wickedly funny, wildly creative...has an insider's view of global style and its peculiar inhabitants....Indeed, those loony, creative types are what have kept Doonan interested for the decades he's been in the fashion business. And what makes his book so entertaining for the rest of us. Suzanne S. Brown, "The Denver Post""

After nearly a lifetime spent in the Industry, author and fashion insider Simon Doonan is ready to let you in on a little secret: his peers in this multibillion-dollar industry are just as nutty as the denizens of your local loony bin. In The Asylum, an unabashedly hilarious collection of autobiographical essays, Doonan, the creative ambassador for Barneys New York, tells the real-life stories of glamorous madness and stylish insanity.

Doonan has witnessed models unable to work for fear of ghosts, gone deep-sea fishing with a couturier pal and his jailbird companion, and watched Anna Wintour remain perfectly calm while the ceiling fell?literally?in the middle of Fashion Week. Once you start looking, he says, you’ll notice telltale signs of lunacy everywhere. Style insiders see patterns and trends in everything; they suffer from outsize personality disorders and delusions of grandeur; and of course, they have a predilection for theatrical makeup and artfully destroyed clothing. No one is more suited to the asylum than the truly die-hard fashionista?after all, eccentricity and extremism are the foundations of great style.

With his gimlet eye for the absurd and a love for eccentricity, Doonan’s personal and professional stories never fail to entertain. ?The David Sedaris of the style universe” (The Boston Globe) gives us the scoop on the kooky, cutthroat?but always fabulous?fashion world, and proves himself one of the sharpest humorists writing today.