Don't Wipe Your Bum With A Hedgehog - Tapa dura

A collection of wise and wacky words of advice, from the bestselling and award-winning author of WHY EATING BOGEYS IS GOOD FOR YOU.

From the marvellous mind of Mitchell Symons comes such gems of wisdom as:

You can't trust a dog to watch your food.

Why buy shampoo when real poo is free?

Never put both feet in your mouth at the same time, as you won't have a leg to stand on.

And if getting even doesn't work, then just get odd!

Top tips from the marvellous mind of Mitchell Symons...

Why buy shampoo when real poo is free?

Never put both feet in your mouth as you won't have a leg to stand on.

You can't trust a dog to watch your food.

And if getting even doesn't work, then just get odd!