Shit My Dad Says

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'At 28 years old, I found myself living at home, with my 73-year-old father. As a child, my father never minced words, and when I screwed up, he had a way of cutting right through the bullshit and pointing out exactly why I was being an idiot. When I moved back in I was still, for the most part, an idiot. But this time, I was smart enough to write down all the things he said to me…'

Meet Justin Halpern and his dad. Almost 1.5 million people follow Mr Halpern’s philosophical musings every day on Twitter, and in this book, his son weaves a brilliantly funny, touching coming-of-age memoir around the best of his sayings. What emerges is a chaotic, hilarious, true portrait of a father and son relationship from a major new comic voice. As Justin says at one point, his dad is ‘like Socrates, but angrier, and with worse hair’; and this is the sort of shit he says…

‘You know, sometimes it’s nice having you around. But now ain’t one of those times. Now gimmie the remote, we’re not watching this bullshit.’

‘Happy Birthday, I didn’t get you a present… Oh, mom got you one? Well, that’s from me then, too – unless it’s shitty.’

‘Your brother brought his baby over this morning. He told me it could stand. It couldn’t stand for shit. Just sat there. Big let down.’

‘The worst thing you can be is a liar . . . Okay, fine, yes, the worst thing you can be is a Nazi, but THEN, number two is liar. Nazi 1, Liar 2.’

‘Why the f**k would I want to live to 100? I’m 73 and shit’s starting to get boring. By the way, there’s no money left when I go, just fyi.’

Biografía del autor:

Justin Halpern is a screenwriter who has worked in both web, film and television. In late 2007, he was hired to start the comedy website holytaco.com, which, when he left in May of 2009, averaged more than 2 million visitors per month. He is currently developing a television show with CBS based on 'Shit My Dad Says', the Twitter feed which now has 1.4million followers. He is also 29 years old, and still living at home with his dad . . .

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Justin Halpern
Editorial: Pan MacMillan, United Kingdom (2011)
ISBN 10: 0330533452 ISBN 13: 9780330533454
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Descripción Pan MacMillan, United Kingdom, 2011. Paperback. Estado de conservación: New. Unabridged. 208 x 136 mm. Language: English . Brand New Book. At 28 years old, I found myself living at home, with my 73-year-old father. As a child, my father never minced words, and when I screwed up, he had a way of cutting right through the bullshit and pointing out exactly why I was being an idiot. When I moved back in I was still, for the most part, an idiot. But this time, I was smart enough to write down all the things he said to me. Meet Justin Halpern and his dad. Almost 1.5 million people follow Mr Halpern s philosophical musings every day on Twitter, and in this book, his son weaves a brilliantly funny, touching coming-of-age memoir around the best of his sayings. What emerges is a chaotic, hilarious, true portrait of a father and son relationship from a major new comic voice. As Justin says at one point, his dad is like Socrates, but angrier, and with worse hair ; and this is the sort of shit he says. You know, sometimes it s nice having you around. But now ain t one of those times. Now gimmie the remote, we re not watching this bullshit. Happy Birthday, I didn t get you a present.Oh, mom got you one? Well, that s from me then, too -- unless it s shitty. Your brother brought his baby over this morning. He told me it could stand. It couldn t stand for shit. Just sat there. Big let down. The worst thing you can be is a liar .Okay, fine, yes, the worst thing you can be is a Nazi, but THEN, number two is liar. Nazi 1, Liar 2. Why the f**k would I want to live to 100? I m 73 and shit s starting to get boring. By the way, there s no money left when I go, just fyi. Nº de ref. de la librería AA79780330533454

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Descripción Pan MacMillan, United Kingdom, 2011. Paperback. Estado de conservación: New. Unabridged. 208 x 136 mm. Language: English . Brand New Book. At 28 years old, I found myself living at home, with my 73-year-old father. As a child, my father never minced words, and when I screwed up, he had a way of cutting right through the bullshit and pointing out exactly why I was being an idiot. When I moved back in I was still, for the most part, an idiot. But this time, I was smart enough to write down all the things he said to me. Meet Justin Halpern and his dad. Almost 1.5 million people follow Mr Halpern s philosophical musings every day on Twitter, and in this book, his son weaves a brilliantly funny, touching coming-of-age memoir around the best of his sayings. What emerges is a chaotic, hilarious, true portrait of a father and son relationship from a major new comic voice. As Justin says at one point, his dad is like Socrates, but angrier, and with worse hair ; and this is the sort of shit he says. You know, sometimes it s nice having you around. But now ain t one of those times. Now gimmie the remote, we re not watching this bullshit. Happy Birthday, I didn t get you a present.Oh, mom got you one? Well, that s from me then, too -- unless it s shitty. Your brother brought his baby over this morning. He told me it could stand. It couldn t stand for shit. Just sat there. Big let down. The worst thing you can be is a liar .Okay, fine, yes, the worst thing you can be is a Nazi, but THEN, number two is liar. Nazi 1, Liar 2. Why the f**k would I want to live to 100? I m 73 and shit s starting to get boring. By the way, there s no money left when I go, just fyi. Nº de ref. de la librería AA79780330533454

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Descripción Pan. 1 Paperback(s), 2010. soft. Estado de conservación: New. After being dumped by his longtime girlfriend, 28-year-old Justin Halpern moved back home to live with his 73-year-old dad. Sam Halpern—"like Socrates, but angrier, and with worse hair"—has never minced words, often embarrassing his sons with his profanity-laced if clear-eyed wisdom; this time, however, Justin began recording his father's outspoken philosophy and posting it on Twitter as @shitmydadsays. Suddenly he had more than a million followers, followed by a book deal and a sitcom named $#*! My Dad Says starring William Shatner. The book is essentially a memoir full of hilarious family stories from Justin, followed each time by particularly juicy quotes from Sam: "That woman was sexy. Out of your league? Son, let women figure out why they won't screw you. Don't do it for them." "Do people your age know how to comb their hair? It looks like two squirrels crawled on their heads and started f**king." "The worst thing you can be is a liar. Okay, fine, yes, the worst thing you can be is a Nazi, but then number two is liar. Nazi one, liar two."A mix of personal reminiscence and self-deprecating humor, the book takes in [the author's] childhood, 1980s America, his relationships with his brothers, his failings in Hollywood, giant steaks, drunk college blondes, and, of course, countless scatological jokes: a funny, silly, well-observed tribute to American male-hood. The book is . straight up hilarious, dry and wry and full of vim, thanks, mostly, to the brilliant character of Halpern Snr."—Sunday Times (London)"As Justin grows up the book captures the awkward formative moments between father and son—the hangovers, the first break-up and the 'sex education' that consisted of Halpern Snr. presenting his son with a pile of condoms. Despite this tough love, a sense of deep fondness runs all the way through and ultimately it's the story of a father trying to teach his son right from wrong and bring him up the best way he can. In many ways Halpern Snr. is the voice of reason in a world where we spend too long pussy-footing around, fearful of creating offence."—Independent (London) 185. Nº de ref. de la librería 64495

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Descripción Pan Macmillan. Paperback. Estado de conservación: new. BRAND NEW, Shit My Dad Says (Unabridged), Justin Halpern, 'At 28 years old, I found myself living at home, with my 73-year-old father. As a child, my father never minced words, and when I screwed up, he had a way of cutting right through the bullshit and pointing out exactly why I was being an idiot. When I moved back in I was still, for the most part, an idiot. But this time, I was smart enough to write down all the things he said to me.' Meet Justin Halpern and his dad. Almost 1.5 million people follow Mr Halpern's philosophical musings every day on Twitter, and in this book, his son weaves a brilliantly funny, touching coming-of-age memoir around the best of his sayings. What emerges is a chaotic, hilarious, true portrait of a father and son relationship from a major new comic voice. As Justin says at one point, his dad is 'like Socrates, but angrier, and with worse hair'; and this is the sort of shit he says.'You know, sometimes it's nice having you around. But now ain't one of those times. Now gimmie the remote, we're not watching this bullshit.' 'Happy Birthday, I didn't get you a present.Oh, mom got you one? Well, that's from me then, too -- unless it's shitty.' 'Your brother brought his baby over this morning. He told me it could stand. It couldn't stand for shit. Just sat there. Big let down.' 'The worst thing you can be is a liar .Okay, fine, yes, the worst thing you can be is a Nazi, but THEN, number two is liar. Nazi 1, Liar 2.' 'Why the f**k would I want to live to 100? I'm 73 and shit's starting to get boring. By the way, there's no money left when I go, just fyi.'. Nº de ref. de la librería B9780330533454

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