IN AND OUT CALLS-SEXPLOITS OF A HIGH-CLASS CALL GIRL! - Tapa blanda

Beautiful call girl Francesca Sarah English, twenty-eight, sister of supermodel/cokehead Marina Klaas is attending the cremation of psychotherapist Miriam Cluff who inadvertently fell out of a third storey window three weeks before she was due to have both cataracts removed. Vivaldi's Four Seasons concerto is being drowned out first by Gloria Gaynor's classic 'I will Survive,' and then by The Trammps, 'Burn baby Burn, burn that Mother Down!' During the eulogies an explosion in a neighbouring chapel interrupts a speaker. "God!" retired Brigadier Teddy Dancing says. "If you ask me, blowing up the dead is a waste of damn fine ordnance."